Lonely times and pick up lines
I walk around the castle, bored and tired. I need to find something to do. The thing about being the designated goofball is that no one wants to hang with you. You're the annoying gum on the bottom of their shoes that they can't get off. What's the point of trying to change when they think they already know you?
I miss home. I miss my family, who was accepting of me no matter what. Not just because they were my family, but because they truly loved me for who I am.
Wasn't that really sappy? I'm making myself sound like a depressed Taylor Swift song! Which I am not, by the way.
I walk past Keith's room, and of course the guy walks out of it when I'm only 2 feet ahead of the door.
"Lance?" An annoyed Keith asks in his usual monotone voice. He is wearing a red robe and his red lion slippers. "What are you doing?"
"Why are you so concerned, mullet?" I say. That mullet he has always annoys me. He rocks it. Seriously, he looks REALLY good in it. But I need to find SOMETHING to tease him about am I right?
"I'm not. You're the one wandering around like you're possessed!" His face is still annoyed, but I sense a hint of anger in his voice. Keith has always been the team hothead, and he can never keep his temper under control. Maybe this can cure my boredom...
This is gonna be fun!
"Hey, Keith~" I say shyly. "Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you face-planted from heaven?"
"Why would I do tha-"
"KUZ YOUR FACE IS A DISASTER!"
I cackle like an evil genius. Keith's face is a deep red from anger.
"Hey, Lance? Will it hurt?"
"Will what hurt?"
"When I punch you in the face yOU MOTHER QUIZNACKER!"
Keith raises his clenched fist. It came down fast, but I am faster.
"Missed me, Mullet!" I tease and stick my tongue out.
"You better start running," he fumes under his breath.
That's the only time I'll ever listen to Keith.
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