(M/n) POV

I remember the first time I made it big, that being the beginning of a tour........of hell. Not because of the company itself but more of the people I was associated with. Several of them were actually insane, in fact, most of them were insane, even the people I liked and still like are far from the sharpest tool in the box.
But I digress, what brings me here today is how I got into this........let's just call it an issue for now. Speaking of how, it all began around the time I had just finished up my last match in the indies. I was getting really big. Or at least people had told me I was.

'YOU SHOULD BE WORLD CHAMPION EGHH!'

'VINCE IS DIACCKKKKKKKK! HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND TALENTTTTTT!!!'

'YAYYYYYYY!!! I THINK YOU'RE THE BEST WRESTLER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!'

That never fazed me however, I was always happy to entertain the masses rather than stroke my own ego over some fake moves and badly written promos. No offense...Despite that, all this momentum got me a deal to sign with WWE. And apparently, I'm not going to have to fly to Florida for an exclusive interview with them.
When I arrived in the tropical state, I specifically remember two things. One, my head was feeling pretty bad especially because of the jet lag. And two....I was greeted by a very familiar face.

???: "I thought all those articles were bullshit. Turns out I was wrong."

(M/n): "Here I am. In the flesh!"

To my surprise, was seeing her, the red head who recently got a job as a backstage producer for WWE. Riley Brown.........a woman with a lot of.....shall we say.......energy.

Riley: "I hope to fucking god that one day. All of us, could just be NORMAL humans! Maybe get a job like mine! Where at least I DON'T HAVE TO GET HURT! Like you! And especially not Taylor!!"

Riley could rub some people the wrong way with her negative to damn near pessimistic attitude she shows. But I only found it adorable. From her wavy red hair, which mirrored her sister's blue hair, to her pouty lips.

Riley: "Aye dopey! Pay attention!"

(M/n): "You know, Taylor wouldn't have liked seeing you be so......."

Riley: "Mad? Well, she's not here so it doesn't matter."

(M/n): "It would matter to me."

Riley: "Ooo, you better stop playing this game or else I'm sending your ass right back to Japan!"

(M/n): "Woah, woah, calm your little head Riley! I just got here!"

Riley: "You sure? I could just tell HQ that you were being arrogant and decided to bail!"

(M/n): "Alright now you can stop."

Riley: "..................."

(M/n): "Good to see. Anyway.......is there someone I'm supposed to find. You know, a sign that has my name on it or?"

Riley: "Big one. It says this..."

Her once low frown turned up into a smile revealing the sign she had. Which said in bold writing:

"OVERRATED JACKASS"

(M/n): "I see that your humor hasn't changed one bit."

Riley: "Oh, sorry. I meant to put overrated jackass from Japan wearing a power puff girls shirt."

(M/n): "Ok, now you're just lying."

Riley: "Or am I?"

(M/n): "You're pushing your luck a little lady."

???: "Mrs. Brown? Have you me-Ah! There he is! Just the man I've been looking for!"

The voice could be heard from afar. It was a dark skinned man in silky white suit and a bright smile that could bring light to the darkest side of the moon if he wanted to.

Riley: "Jeremy! How are ya? How's the kids how's the wife?"

Jeremy: "Terrific Mrs. Brown, absolutely terrific! You should see the photo of us going to Hawaii in which get this, Vince paid for it!!"

Riley: "That's amazing I wish I was in Hawaii!! Oh, *CLEARS THROAT* (M/n) meet Jeremy. Jeremy meet (M/n)."

Jeremy: "How ya doin?"

(M/n): "Pretty ok. Just got here not too long ago and so far it's been really beautiful looking over here in Florida."

Jeremy: "You should get used to it because now, this is your new home."

(M/n): "Should I be worried by that?"

Jeremy: "Not at all! In fact, it makes it all the more beautiful. Everyday, you learn something new. And here, is nothing BUT learning!"

(M/n): "I really wasn't all that good in school..."

Jeremy: "Don't be such a puss! You'll be fine. Besides, everyone here in Florida, is your teacher. Even the new people, you wanna know why? Because they can tell you of their house back in like I don't know, how about Indiana?"

(M/n): "The Hoosier State. Heard it's quite a nice place."

Jeremy: "You bet your sweet tooshie it is! Nice long stretches of fields waiting to provide food for thousands. And small cities that have the cutest little buildings and houses. Such a delight!"

(M/n): "And if they come here?"

Jeremy: "Then they tell!!!"

Riley: "AHEM! Shouldn't we be going right now???"

Jeremy: "Poopsicles!!!! We gotta go other wise Vince will be as mad as the Hulk! And you wouldn't want to see him when he's mad!!!!!"

(M/n): "Ummmm, is he ac-."

Riley/Jeremy: "YES!!!!"

(M/n): "Ok, ok! No need to be a bunch of babies!"

??? POV

At this moment, a little birdie had spread the word that a new guy was going to arrive at the performance center. And many couldn't stop talking about the legitimate "talent" that will be coming here shortly.

???: "Who is this guy??? All I've heard is, 'OH MY GOSH HE IS SO GOOD!!!!!!! HE SHOULD MOST ABSOLUTELY BE WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!'"

???2: "I just got a text from Jeremy. He said he'll be here in a little bit."

???: "And why not now Dakota?"

Dakota: "He just arrived here! Don't you see that?"

???: "No, I currently see dumbbell being held by an equally dumb person."

Dakota: "Fuck you green haired hag!"

???: "Don't diss me for my green hair! I at least didn't have purple hair!!!!"

Dakota: "I didn't have purple hair..."

???: "I wasn't referring to you."

Dakota: "Oh so it was Candice? You know she's right over there."

???: "Who cares about her right now!!!!"

Dakota: "She would."

???: "Yeah, but that's Candice!"

???2: "Would you two please quit your babbling! Dakota, I am so disappointed seeing you stoop so low!"

I blow some strands of hair out of the way while seeing that blue eyed welsh woman approaching us both. Her presence looked extremely annoyed and undeniably mad. Her tag team partner rolled her eyes and didn't even try to hide it while looking at her friend.

Dakota: "Ughhhh, what is it this time Tegan?"

Tegan: "I'm trying to do bench! And all I can focus on is all the yapping I hear from two obnoxious people!"

Dakota: "You must be so happy to be paired with me. Oh, I can see it now, me, the chill but sometimes unhinged woman meeting the cutesy but tough girl. How delightful that day was."

Tegan: "It was a really bad day Dakota........"

Dakota: "You're such a pussy. It wasn't that bad!!"

Tegan: "You said and I quote, 'I'm gonna have a blast watching all your bones break.'"

Dakota: "Sarcasm Tegan. That was just sarcasm!!!!!"

Tegan: "I don't see it like that. Instead, I see it as a sign of bad luck."

Dakota: "Come on, do you seriously think it's bad luck??"

Tegan: "Are you secretly blind???? Remember our second match? I nearly broke my arm!!!!!"

Dakota: "A simple miscommunication!"

It became increasingly apparent how long this cycle would go, once two people started, another two more would take their place. A loop, it mostly started with me and Dakota. However, it feels like it just kept going after that once Tegan and the rest of the girls started in on it.

???: "Keep this up. And I might have to pull out the popcorn!"

Dakota/Tegan: "Don't even think about it Shotzi!!!!"

Shotzi: "Boo hoo! I'm so scared!!!"

Dakota: "You two are quite the handful aren't you?"

Tegan/Shotzi: "Handful??? Don't think that you AREN'T apart of this equation!"

(M/n) POV

(M/n): "So, these people must be pretty special."

Jeremy: "Absolutely! You will see that these people will be your NEW family!"

Riley: "Yagh! All this soft stuff is making me sick!"

Riley was about to throw up, she even lowered the window to prep herself.

Riley: "FUCKKKKKKKKKK! THERE IS NOTHING COMING OUT YET I FEEL THE URGE TO PUKE OUT ALL OF MY INTESTINES!!!!!!"

Jeremy: "Hey, no swearing! Especially not in this car and under this company's umbrella. Otherwise Vince will fire your booty!!"

Jeremy sounded a tad bit annoyed that he couldn't swear, but, I understood why Vince wouldn't want his talent just openly swearing to people and throwing profanity at children.

Imagination

John Cena: "Hey kids! Go tell those bullies to go fuck themselves!!!"

Kid: "Go fuck yourself!"

Imagination end

Not good. Not good at all.

Jeremy: "Be cool around these guys. You never know what kind of people you're gonna be around."

(M/n): "I've seen the absolute worst that wrestling has to offer. From overly long matches to dressing up in a halloween costume in 70 degree weather WHILE wrestling an overly long match."

Jeremy: "I can assure you of one thing, Vince won't let you wrestle a long match if you don't want it. But Paul.......good luck with that."

I scratch at my chin thinking cynically about that thing at the end. Yet, I know that I wasn't gonna have to do that for a very long time. Or at least not for a few weeks. Once, that thought goes past me, I see a familiar looking building that Jeremy got excited over.

Jeremy: "HEWWWWWW BOY! There she is! Ain't she gorgeous?"

Riley: "I don't get what's so gorgeous about that building. The phrase you used makes it sound like you like the building more than your own kids."

Jeremy: "Not literally talking about how beautiful it is. Only figuratively."

Riley: "I don't know......Might have to call your wife and tell her about it."

(M/n): "Ha....Now, that is something I want to see."

Jeremy: "Cut it out you two! Now (M/n), focus here! When we go in there, I ask that you put on your best act for not just me, not just Riley, but for everyone inside of that performance center."

Shotzi POV

Dakota: "Are you calling me a liar???"

Tegan: "I ain't calling ya a truther!!!!"

Shotzi: "Come on girls calm down!"

Dakota: "I won't calm down if she-."

Tegan: "If I what? Want to kick you upside the head for being such a dunce?"

Shotzi: "You two are being so childish..."

Tegan: "Like you can do any better Miss Blackheart!"

(M/n) POV

My eyes never divert from the giant doors of the performance center. Pretty much glued to the outer walls and colors of it. Riley sighed while snapping her fingers directly in front of my face.

Riley: "Ay bud. Try to stay out of la la land!"

(M/n): "As if.......I live to feel these moments. Now let me have it."

Riley: "You're such a dork!"

(M/n): "And you can be such a little goth girl!"

I ruffled her red hair as she smacks my hand.

Riley: "I'm not a goth girl! And I never was one!"

(M/n): "But you could've been one. And it would've been glorious."

Riley: "Would a goth girl do this?"

She strikes me in the knee with a such power and fluidity that actually got me impressed.

(M/n): "OW! Now that was really below the belt!"

Jeremy: "Again! Focus you two!"

Jeremy stands before the entrance still smiling while about to open it.

Jeremy: "You'll see now that these group of people are certainly some very-."

Tegan: "YOU ARE FULL OF POOP YOU KNOW THAT???"

Dakota: "POOP? YOU MEAN SHIT??? HOW BOUT IT????"

Jeremy: "Uhhhh........I-I meant to say that......are some folk who...............are being

.......crazy!"

TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 2........

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