There once was a girl who lived in Generic Town, in the middle-east of Thatplace, a small country on Earth.

She lived a decent life, a definitely not privileged one, but she appreciated it, being such a strong and independent woman as she was.

She was just done taking the last hormones for her gender transition and was very tired. After all, having to go around in a wheelchair all the time was tiring.

"Yawn..." she said, as she stretched her arms. "I should start doing my homework if I want to become the first Asian trans disabled woman Doctor in Thatplace!"

And so she started. While we're waiting for the completely useless character that only exists to belittle white guys, I need to specify that I, the Narrator, am Non-Binary, since I am not a character. There, you can finally keep reading without the terrifying fear that this might be a story by a privileged person!

Not long later, she heard a knock on the door. Just like ALL male men, her friend didn't respect her need to stay in silence and had the courage to actually knock on her dorm door rather than formally asking her via institutional email 4 days earlier.

"Who's there?" She asked.

"Hey! I am [Insert stereotypical white name here], can I come in please?" His mere words were enough to realise how bad of a person he was: simply because he was privileged, he thought he had the right to speak just because he was told to?! His parents should've really thought twice before having sex in the middle of a loving, long lasting relationship!

She graciously moved her wheelchair towards the door and unlocked it. "Hi, [Insert stereotypical white name here], how are you doing?"

"Ah, living in an idyllic condition of undeserved privilege sure is great! What about you, Protagonistwithnoactualpersonalitywhowillbeacceptedjustbecauseshespartofaminority?" As you can see, he didn't even see how offensive it was to call Protagonistwithnoactualpersonalitywhowillbeacceptedjustbecauseshespartofaminority by her name. Come on, everyone knows that's rape! Sadly for her, she was too innocent to realise.

"You know, [Insert stereotypical white name here], I was just studying for our next math exam. Since I know the author made you terrible at it for the only reason to make me look better, do you want help?"

"Oh don't worry, the teacher will let me pass anyway because he recognises I am white and straight, and this is definitely what decides your mark on a math test, since math is a matter of gender and race."

"Then why did you come visit me?"

He flexed his disgusting muscles, just like all men do to constantly show off their masculinity, and took out a postal letter with his filthy hands.

"The mail person accidentally gave this letter to me, but it has your name on it!"

He gave the letter to her, expecting her to take it. How dared he! Simply because she was the rightful owner of the letter, it meant she was supposed to touch it? Expecting things from women is such a white way to think. And it's assault.

She took the letter, not because he gave it to her, but because she decided to, and opened it.

"Egregious Protagonistwithnoactualpersonalitywhowillbeacceptedjustbecauseshespartofaminority, we have been observing you for a while, and we know your skills. There is a threat that could destroy the entire world, and the only one who can stop it is an Asian, disabled, asexual trans young woman who has totally average skills, to appeal to a wider audience. Meet us tonight in front of the dorms if you are interested.

Signed: a black woman, you know you can trust me since I'm not white"

While she was reading the letter, [Insert stereotypical white name here] stood silently, staring at the void, since he lacked the mental capacity of thinking.

"It is a letter asking me to save the world." She explained.

"Will you accept?" He asked.

"I'll tell you next chapter."

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Author's corner:
This is obviously an idiotic parody of how "fake feminists" and "fake sjw" write stories.

I dissociate myself from any racist or stereotypical thing said or mentioned in this story: I do not believe nor think any of them.

What I do think though, is that this kind of stories are often thought out to make white guys look bad for no reason, rather than trying to create good characters who happen to come from minorities just to gain sympathy points.

Anyway, if you want to know, in the end of the next chapter everyone will die.