[Insert stereotypical white name here] said, after a short pause: "You just received a letter from a total stranger asking you to save the world. Will you accept?"

"There is no need for you to summarise the ending of last chapter, as this story is so bad there is nothing to summarise. But yes, I will accept." She said.

He showed concern: "Are... are you sure, Protagonistwithnoactualpersonalitywhowillbeacceptedjustbecauseshespartofaminority? This might not be a good idea after all..."

"OH, SO JUST BECAUSE I LACK THE ABILITY TO USE TWO LIMBS I SHOULD NOT ACCEPT A MISSION FROM A TOTAL STRANGER ASKING ME TO ACCOMPLISH WHAT ONLY AN INCREDIBLY SMALL PERCENTAGE OF HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONALS COULD POSSIBLY DO?"

Being called out on his abilism, [Insert stereotypical white name here] had no choice but to feel sorry for being concerned about his best friend's safety.

Since I lack any ability to write compelling or interesting stories, and I only rely on how "subversive" my story is (while ignoring how racist and wrong it actually is), I'll just cut the part where they travel to the meeting point. Also, I forgot where that was and I can't be bothered re-reading the previous chapter.

So yeah later they both got to the meeting point with the woman that sent them the letter.

She came out of the shadow of a building, the darkness of the night hid any detail of her face, so our heroine (and [Insert stereotypical white name here]) could only make out her silhouette.

"Are you Protagonistwithnoactualpersonalitywhowillbeacceptedjustbecauseshespartofaminority?" Her deep voice echoed a bit.

"Yep. Howdy?"

"Good. Your mission is to stop Professor Doctor, an evil genius, from using his clichè-y weapon of mass destruction!"

"What does this weapon do?" Wandered the oblivious boy.

"Obviously it kills a lot of people very fast! These white people really are dumb."

"But... how will she do it?! It's a very tough mission!"

"Shush, white boy, your friend here will complete the mission with nothing but her own abilities... and an high-tech exoskeleton that will turn her into a Marie Sue and will completely negate the very characteristics that make her part of the minorities this story is trying to include! Because that's what fake SJW do in their stories!"

Protagonistwithnoactualpersonalitywhowillbeacceptedjustbecauseshespartofaminority was surprised: "Wait... so we're trying to say that disabled people, women, Asian people and trans people are perfectly capable of doing what everyone does... as long as they become something that has nothing to do with their minority?"

"Why, yes." The black woman nodded, as she answered.

[Insert stereotypical white name here] really had to open his mouth: "But wouldn't this kinda kill the message? We should suggest people to recognise their actual abilities and work with those to overcome obstacles with wits and their own resources, but instead you will turn my friend into a demigod and assume people will accept that as a reasonable goal?"

The black woman was enraged: "You stupid privileged boy can't understand these things! We clearly are empowering minorities. It is totally normal to put someone in a position of power just because of their minority group! It isn't discrimination at all, but it's not like a straight guy could ever understand this."

"But- oh, nevermind. Can I at least tag along? Just in case the fake SJW author needs to hate white, cis people more?"

Both women shrugged, it was fine as long as he didn't use his privilege to defeat Professor Doctor instead of Protagonistwithnoactualpersonalitywhowillbeacceptedjustbecauseshespartofaminority.

End of chapter.

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Author's corner:

Since I know some idiot is going to think I actually support the behaviour of my characters, I officially declare in this sentence that I do not.

I support LGBT+ people, disabled people, and people of all ethnicities equally.

I only long for a (future) society where all humans live under one flag: the flag of Earth, while still remembering our story, not as something we need to avenge, but as something that was dumb and got fixed.

The one reason I am writing this very ironic story, is to make a parody of fake social justice warriors (SJW) who think they're being inclusive when they are actually being the opposite, and spreading terrible messages.

Anyway: spoiler alert, but everyone will die next chapter.