Hey, dearest darling ducky!
I'm sure you probably just want to skip this little bit, and I really wouldn't blame you, but if you do stick it out, I thank you immensely.
(Trying to make this interesting is probably the hardest part of getting my stories out) - So here we go!

I (rather OBVIOUSLY) do not own the BBC have any sort of affiliation with the company (as much as I love it), all rights go to them.
The characters and plots that I use from the BBC and their writers are (again) not mine, only the original characters and plots that I write in.
I would really appreciate it if my work wasn't stolen (but feel free to mention it onwards) , as I put a lot of effort into making my brain spew out this and, lets face it, there's only so far one can go with a fanfiction.
This is one of my earlier edited fan fictions that I have actually written out with the intent of publishing, so CONSTRUCTIVE criticism (just joking, rip me to SHREDS) is appreciated, as well as any other comments.

Uhh...

Faceclaims. Yeah.
The people I may use as face claims are only there as a character guide for me to write descriptions with and do not reflect in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM the people that my faceclaims are. That being said, if my faceclaims offend anyone, I am sorry, but there's not really much I can do about it.

Warnings for this book
I will use death, torture and forms of abuse in my writing, but I will treat these with solemnity. I do not mean to offend or trigger anyone, as these scenarios (stories) are what my mind has come up with.
I will also use mild forms of swear words (English or other), but these will mainly be from me (the author) in the Authors Notes at the end of every chapter.

Umm. Yeah.

So just to recap:
I own nothing but my own characters and plots.
Rip my work apart, I put effort into it.
My faceclaims are to help my lazy ass.
I will mention death, torture and forms of abuse in my book.
I will swear in the Author's Notes.
Oh, I have no Beta (if anyone is willing to beta my work (or would like me to beta), please let me know) and this will among the first of my "published" books.
This story (and the associated AU) are not completed yet.

Welcome to my show of horrors, enter with the intentions of exiting a different person.
*note that no humans were possessed... for long... during the creation of this story*

-MallaHarkness04 xx