Dear diary,

I had an epiphany today. Listen ok:

A diary is something who understands you (in a way?) and listens to what you have to say. The difference between Veronica and a diary is Veronica is like the bigger sister I never had. She's better. Since dear diary sounds too girly and fucking cliche, from now on, I've got the idea to address my letters as 'Dear Veronica.'

I'm smart I know.

Hi Veronica.