Fug was da doctor of Edge lord BH and also gay shit and he wanted to smash but Black hat was straight.

And Fluggito was also straight.

But deir love each other much and wanted to smash.

And den Demented Sia found answer for their straight gay asses.

"Find relic of total gayness you too."

Dat sounded radical enough and so dey started looking 4 it.

Deir didn't now how its looks like but wanted to be gays soon.

What dey didn't realise was dat dey were gayes for each other already but dat's a plot twist u didn't now yet.

So dey lookie everewere and finally found it.

And dey could smash but evil dragon said

"I'm evil and gonna kill ya"

And dey sait

"Nuu"

And dey faighted for 1000000 years at least and it was intense and then Fug sait

"I just wanna smash my Edgy boss"

And dragon sait

"What, I waw gays, should have sait before, here have my keiv"

And den dey frick frack!

-The end-