Konan: babe, I'm feeling sick

(Y/n): was is something you ate, did I make something bad

Konan: no nothing like that, just period pains

(Y/n): oh shit, best not get on your bad side, haha

Konan: (y/n), can you not joke about this, I'm really in pain

(Y/n): ok baby, in sorry

Konan: thank you

(Y/n): I'll go to the shop to pick some stuff up

Konan: ok, I love you

(Y/n): I love you too

You walk downstairs to witness Tobi and deidara arguing

Deidara: Tobi I will fucking kill you if you say that shit again

Tobi: I'm only saying that your pottery looks like a seven year old sasori made it

Sasori: I swear everyone likes to target me

(Y/n): Tobi go away and stop arguing, deidara's pottery is great

Tobi: ok, I'll go harass pain

(Y/n): he won't acknowledge you even exist right

Tobi: yeah

(Y/n) hey deidara do you think you could make me something with your pottery skills

Deidara: well seeing as you like it so much I don't see a problem

(Y/n): can you make me a statue of Konan for me, I wanna get her a gift she might appreciate

Deidara: ok that seems simple

(Y/n): thanks deidara, this is probably the reason we get along

Deidara: haha yeah

You and deidara give each other a high five as you head out to go to the shop

(Y/n): ok we need eggs, milk and I'll get some chocolate and flowers for konan

You go down to grab the flowers when you notice two people walking up to you

(Y/n): oh shit is that the Uzumaki, please don't noti-

Naruto: hey, (y/n) what are you doing her

(Y/n): just picking some stuff up for my girlfriend

Naruto: who is it

(Y/n): just some girl

Naruto: is she as thick as mine

(Y/n): I don't need someone with a thick chest like Hinata, I like my girl for her personality

Hinata: awww, that was the cutest thing I've ever heard anyone say

(Y/n): haha well I best be going

Naruto: ok see ya

(Y/n): yeah see ya

You walk back to your car feeling annoyed, seeing Naruto pissed you off. He was your childhood friend but after you joined the akasuki and hid it from him you always feel uncomfortable just incase you say something wrong.

*15 minute car ride listening to sign by flow montage*

You go back to your room with chocolate and dark purple flowers in hand

(Y/n): honey, I'm home

Konan: oh, hey babe. What took you so long

(Y/n): because I got these for you

You give Konan the flowers and chocolates, you can sense the excitement on her face with her big ear to ear grin

Konan: oh thank you baby I love them

(Y/n): and I love you

Konan: aww thank you (y/n), you treat me so good

(Y/n): because you deserve it

Konan jumps up hugging and kissing you 1 million times

(Y/n): obviously I did something right

Konan: when don't you baby, hehe

Deidara: hey (y/n), can you get down here for a minute

(Y/n): yep, yep

You walk downstairs to notice deidara looking proud of himself

Deidara: is this good

He shows you a 25 cm statue of Konan, painted and all

(Y/n): deidara that is perfect, you're so good at this

Deidara: thank you mate haha

(Y/n): all good, now I'll give you this $50 for your work

Deidara: wow I wasn't expecting anything, thanks

(Y/n): you're welcome

You walk back up to your room again

(Y/n): Konan I got another suprise for you

You walk into your room seeing Konan touching herself

(Y/n): oh god, I see it was the wrong time to walk in

Konan: ah you didn't see anything

(Y/n): yeah ok

Konan: I'm sorry for what you just saw

(Y/n): I thought I didn't see anything

Konan: haha

(Y/n): I came up here to give you one last gift for today

You give Konan the little clay statue of herself, you see the excitement going through her body

(Y/n): I got deidara to help me with this

Konan: oh my god (y/n), I love it. I'll put it on the dresser on my side of the bed

(Y/n): haha you've claimed a side of my bed

Konan: yeah

(Y/n): I love you Konan

Konan: I love you too (y/n)

You give Konan a hug not noticing that your arm wrapped around and touched her chest

Konan: mmhm I like that

(Y/n) maybe sometime soon, I didn't mean too

Konan: let's have some fun later on tonight

(Y/n): I have no condoms

Konan: and why would I care

(Y/n): ok I guess we can

Hidan (literally outside the door): damn (y/n) is getting in

Konan kisses you before you can make a snarky remark at hidan

Konan: I love you so much

(Y/n): I love you so much more

*Obviously next chapter is gonna be a lemon one so get ready for that so I'll be back like the terminator, get ready for some fun. By the way I need to know if you guys are enjoying. peace out*