I think I am a robot.

And I'm the queen of Mars.

I had to start the conversation somehow!

A simple hello would be great.

Nah... too traditional.

Why did you want to start a conversation?

To tell you that your outfit looks poppin.

Thanks?

You're welcome.

I'm in History rn, how do you know what I'm wearing?

Because someone took a picture of you and posted it on the school website.

WHAT?!?!?

Who even took that?

Who are those guys?

Why does that matter?

Curious?

More like jealous ;)

As if.

But seriously that was me last night at a party...

Strange, so you seem to like sequins.

Actually Charlie (left) dared me to steal the first thing I saw from the closet of the room we were in so I ended up with that on.

Who's the other dude?

That would be my cousin Matt.

Then what's Charlie to you?

Matt's BFFFL... duh.

Kool.

You are so jelly.

And you are so delusional.

Sureeee.

Why were you two in a bedroom together?

I was licking his dick.

WHAT?

I'm kidding... a bunch of us at the party were playing drunk truth or dare.

Is that why you were wearing sunglasses this morning.

Maybe?

So who's party was it?

You know how I mentioned that I have a little sister?

I remember.

Well her babysitter has a cousin who has a neighbor who has an aunt who has a best friend who's daughter threw the party.

That's complicated.

Actually it was just Veronica Davis's party.

Ohhh, I was going to go to that but I bailed since I was forced to dogsit.

Dog sitting?

Don't question my masculinity... question my constant need for money.

I will.

Good.