Biology sucks :(

Too bad, get over it.

What made you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

My little sister stole all my makeup and destroyed it while "playing with it". That shit is EXPENSIVE.

It's just makeup... can't you just get it at the dollar store or something?

No you can't, quality stuff varies from $20-$60.

Dang, how did you get that money??

Babysitting and working at a local coffee shop. Aren't you supposed to be my stalker... don't you already know this?

I'm not your stalker, I'm your secret admirer... there's a difference.

Whatever nerd. So what happened in bio?

Well my gatorade bottle decided to explode in the middle of class WHILE still in my backpack due to some heat chemical in the air. Now I have a cute red stain on my pants, I love man periods!

At least you don't get normal periods, be thankful.

God bless.