Delicious?

Yes Atcher?

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**Archer

That's better.

Is it really though?

Shush lady, I have news!

Well what is this news?

I'M PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!

Well considering you have a 0.01% chance of being a woman, I have a feeling that that is not the news that you were going to share.

You caught me... I'm not actually preggo.

How did I guess?

What I was going to say is that I found out from a certain anonymous source that you were going to the big summer bash at Hunter Moleson's house after school gets out...

So you are back to the whole stalking trend?

I just thought you hated him for what he did to you. I can't speak from personal experience since he has never ruined my life, but I'm just telling you to be careful and only do what you want to.

I don't need a babysitter Archer, I'm a grown woman.

Ok since you hate me now, do you wanna go out on a date with me?

No.

Harsh man.

Well I can't go on a date with you if I don't even know who you are....

All will be revealed soon darling.

When?

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