Dear "Archer",

I'm deeply sorry that I will have to decline your request. Also I looked up the name Archer on the school database, but nothing came up...

Who are you?

Kinda weirded out and hopeful this is a prank,

Kira

P.S. Is this what you do to every girl that you have a crush on?

P.P.S. Are you going to continue to write me or is this a one time thing?