Can I ask you a question that you have to answer no matter what-no evading?

As long as it doesn't relate to who I am then ya.

How well do I know you?

A few stupid conversations, nothing more, nothing less.

Then how come you like me?

I know one of your friends quite well and she spoke very highly of you so that sparked my interest. From then on I noticed you more and more until I couldn't take it and wrote that stupid note.

Am I pretty?

The prettiest in all the lands... why?

Can you keep a secret?

Of course, what's wrong?

Some idiot guy sent me a note about everything that was wrong with me today. It listed everything from looks to personality to grades. God I'm so stupid.

Who.

I wish I knew.

I will kill this person, you know right?

That would be a miracle, but it wouldn't solve anything.

But a punch would right?

Go to sleep silly.