Wow omg 10/10 it's Kira West!

Holy mushrooms that was sarcastic! Also I've been practicing some pickup lines, and you my dear are the perfect victim... I mean subject to try them out on.

I have three options:

1. If you were a fruit, you would be a FINEapple!

2. I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

3. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you!

How did I do? Are you convinced to rip off all your clothing items and begin the dance of twerk? If so, please email me ASAP, as I would be very interested.

P.S. Why are we doing the notes under desk thing again? I mean can't we just use our phones?

Love is in the air,

I hunt using archery.