Hunterkins,

So I heard a little rumor. Apparently you have a hot secret girlfriend that you hang out with after football practice? Matt and Charlie are on the other football team, so they keep telling people that they are seeing you making out with what they call a "hot n' sexy babe." I almost spit out my milk when I heard that, and I'm not even over exaggerating.

P.S. If this hot n' sexy babe were to ask for $1000 would you comply?

Love,
Kira is hot n' sexy