Question and Answer:

ANDY AND JO

Q - @liambumpayne

If you touch Louis one more fucking time then I will shove my foot so far up ur ass you'll see stars.

A - *can't answer because of brain damage due to beating by Ash, Liam and Harry*

ASH

Q - @kirstielovesbands

Are you gay or straight?

A - I am very much straight. Blonde bimbos only, please.

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Q - @DelilahSapphire and @BaNana_xXx_Girl362

How is prison without Lou and Harry

A - Boooooriingggg.

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ZAYN

Q - @lettucetakeachonce

The new phone, who dis?

A - Bitch I'm the one and only Zayn fucking Malik. How dare you not know!

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Q - @harryfuckingtops

Why did you rape Louis you bish?

A - Well I didn't get to in the end if I recall, Styles barged in before I could. Annoying shit head he is.

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Q - @DelilahSapphire and @BaNana_xXx_Girl362

Die

A - *roll eyes* ... *walks away*

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LIAM

Q - @thelarryship94

Hi, can we cuddle when you leave prison?

A - Sure! I would love a hug; people say I'm a cuddly puppy.

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Q - @DelilahSapphire

Can you date me?

A - Let's get to know each other first love.

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Q - @larryisthedeathofme

How is prison treating you?

A - Boring without Haz and Lou, but I might be getting early parole!

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Q - @Kirstielovebands

Are you and Ash together?

A - No way! I'm a straight man.

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NIALL

Q - @lettucetakeachonce

Bread? Bread.

A - uuugh bread? I ONCE RODE IN A BREAD VAN.

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Q - @liambumpayne

Can you be my main bitch?

A - Yes! We can be partners in crime and get matching tattoos and escape the cops and buy guns and yes!

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Q - @thelarryship94

How do you steel Nanos?

A - Don't follow my bad influence kids.

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LOUIS

Q - @lettucetakeachonce

You're a qt, txt me *winks with both eyes*

A - Isn't that just blinking? And, you forgot to leave your phone number silly. *Giggles*

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Q - @harryfuckingtops

Why are you so innocent? (or maybe not *wink wonk*)

A - Am I still innocent if I told you I fuck myself with a big black dildo when I'm horny.

Harry - Louis! Don't tell anyone except me those things. I am the only one allowed to imagine that explicit scene

Louis - oops?

Harry - Hi

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Q - @-gaylinson

How to be you?

A - Individuality :D Don't try to be anyone other than yourself babe.

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Q - @liambumpayne

Why are you so cute? I'm crying

A - *pouts* Don't cry

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Q - @DelilahSapphire

Hello, son how are you?

A - I seem to have a lot of mothers and fathers.... Hi!

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Q - @BaNana_xXx_Girl362

Awwggghhh you're my small baby hedgehog they are you so cute!?!?! I love you son.

A - another parent? And gimme a break I'm big!

Harry - No your not Princess.

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Q - @kirstielovebands

I'm sorry about your ankle, does it hurt?

A - Not anymore, it's just itchy :(

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HARRY

Q - @lettucetakeachonce

Wadup Hoe

A - Who are you calling a hoe, hoe?

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Q - @harryfuckingtops

What do you plan to do with Louis in the future?

A - I would love to buy a house together, knowing that every day I could wake up with the prettiest boy in the world sleeping right next to me bring joy to my heart.

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Q - @liambumpayne

Protect Louis at all costs.

A - I completely agree. He is too smol to be in the scary world by himself.

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Q - @DelilahSapphire

Please treat my boy right.

A - First things first, he is my boy, not yours. Secondly, yes I will always treat my boy with the respect and love he deserves. I will spoil Lou rotten.

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Q - @DelilahSapphire

Do you plan on marrying Lou and having babies?

A - *blushes* We have only been dating for a month, but he is the person I want to spend the rest of my life with most certainly. I have never discussed babies with Louis - so it is better that I don't confirm or deny that.

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Q - @BaNana_xXx_Girl362

Hi, I don't think we've met, I'm Louis' mum, and I would like to know what your intentions are with my son.

Ps if you hurt Louis ill burn your house down

A - Jay? Ummm well, I just want Louis to have the best life possible and lots of cuddles from me, and to have fun and um I feel like I'm being interrogated. And technically I don't have a house; I'm just using Gemma's investment property...

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Q - @louis_at_the_disco

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?

A - Maybe you should go to the police and file a missing persons report if you have lost your kid.

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Q - @jigglysivan

Hi, Daddy.

A - NO! Only Louis can call me that, it's a private name.

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Q - @kirstielovesbands

Protect Louis, please, he is such a precious china doll.

A - *Heart eyes* I could not agree more.

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JAY

Q - @lettucetakeachonce

This isn't a question; I'd just like to thank you for not using a condom the night you made Louis.

A - Hello, and yes, I never have been one to use condoms.

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Q - @harryfuckingtops

Why did you not trust Harry at the first time you met him?

A - I'm a mother, and he is my baby boy, my son. I would be sceptical about anyone he met. I only want the best for him - and Harry being a prisoner didn't make me think any better of him.

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Q - @DelilahSapphire

You're an amazing mother!! I love you, and you are so beautiful!

A - Awww lovely thank you so much, that means a lot. When you get older, people tend not to compliment you as often.

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Q - @BaNana_xXx_Girl362

Imm soo proud to call you the mum of my son *wipes away tear* You've been good to him

A - Wait, if Louis is your son, then you're his mum. And I'm his mum... What is going on here?

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Q - @kirstielovebands

Why didn't you let Hary explain?!

A - I was so angry at the thought of someone hurting my baby.

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Author:

Q - @kirstielovebands

Seriously, I fooking love you. You're amazing, and I love this book so much. When did you get the courage to write Panties and Prison? What was your inspiration?

A - Thanks a bunch :D

Years ago, I used to write HarryxGirl on Quotev (yuck I know), I received around 2k reads and believed that I was the next JK Rowling.

I came along my old writing at the beginning of 2015, I then remembered how much I loved writing. Now that I'm older my quality of work has not only improved, but also what I write... I mean come on, HarryxGirl? What was I thinking?

Inspiration is probably Whatsuphello1

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Q - @DelilahSapphire

To the author! How are you? How's life? Goals, dreams, aspirations?? Am I a pest? I probably am. How are your grades? I sound like such a mum! But I've come to the conclusion that my children are making me so mother like is a good thing! Okay bye.

A: Hello! Where to start?

I'm well thanks, how are you? Life is okay, except that I'm hungry right now. Well, my goal for this book was to reach 20k, I passed that - so now my dream is to reach 150k by the end of this book. No, you're not a pest, I love you :D My grades a great, all A's. You slay mum!

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Q - BaNana_xXx_Girl362

Author - What gave you the courage to start posting on wattpad? Tell me five things about you, please? I Love You!

A - Hello! How is life?

I answered half you question already oopsies. But five things about me:

1. I'm an only child

2. I dye my hair a lot

3. Xbox addict

4. I never talk on the phone

5. I have four guinea pigs, Sasha, Samantha, Saphire and Smalsey and a crab named Speedy.