Hi, this is Chesus_Chrisp here, and I'd like to say thank you.

This is the largest a story I've written has gotten, and I'd just like to say thank you to everyone who's read this, whether it be a chapter or the entire book.

But as anyone who can count can see, updates are rare, and this is due to the fact that only so many words that I can use.

Also because I'm busy existing but shush, that's not important.

So this last chapter is gonna be a quickfire, let's go out with a bang!

"Did you see the guy down the street?"
"Oh, do you mean That Green Gentleman?"

Sometimes when you are stuck on a puzzle, you gotta look at it from a New Perspective.

It really sucks when someone forgets to close the god damn door and turn off the lights.

"Hey, wanna go to this party?"
"Nah, not really."
"But they'll be Girls/Girls/Boys!"
"Don't threaten me with a good time!"

And last but not least,

When it rains in Canada, is it a Northern Downpour?