( cherry_love_vanilla
DiamondSpellbook
scanty105 )

Scanty - hey has anyone seen my good thong

Will - jesus Scanty don't just announce that

Diamond- right here *tosses it to her* Will your new around here but that's normal

Cherry - ok who used my glasses case as an ash tray

Legend - *puts up his hand and breaths fire to light Rei's joint* it was in our bathroom so I used it

Rei - I thought it was my case

Legend - I knew it wasn't

Cherry - Oh fuck you

Diamond- Legend stop coughing on my good bong its burnt to shit

Will - I feel scared

Cherry - aww babe don't be soon you'll get used to it

Rei - Will is used to being posh since hes a british baby *smoking his joint*

Will - Rei I will disown you

Rei - ha! Will disown

Diamond - hey pass that over

Scanty - oh no you dont last time we went on a date and you were high you ride a lion to the zoo food court

Cherry - it was even on the news
*holding Will*

Will - WHAT??

Rei - best double date ever

Legend - remember when she screamed the Steven universe theme song the whole time

Diamond - that weed was crazy

Rei - oh thats cuz it was an edible
.....and I put shrooms in them

Cherry - omfg that is great

Diamond - Reeeeiiiiiii *throw a thong at him

Rei - ewwwwwwwww female undies

Scanty - babe do you just have thongs in your pockets

Diamond - maybe

Scanty - thats amazing

Will - Im the oldest here by centuries and I need an adult

Legend - *picks them up* oh hey its yours

Rei - LEGEND SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP

Yup this is how it would go