When they try to flirt but fail
~ Zarkon ~
When Zarkon was looking up flirting techniques on the internet he stumbled across some pick up lines. He found one he liked and remembered it. So one day while you both were hanging out he pinned you against a wall.
"Zarkon?" You asked him nervously, feeling intimidated as his much larger body hovered over yours.
"I wish that I were cross eyed so that I could see you twice." Zarkon said with a hint of humor.
You facepalmed, realizing what he was trying to do. You couldn't believe that he just said that. Zarkon let you go, thinking that he did something wrong.
"Did… Did I do something wrong?" Zarkon asked you curiously.
"Uh… No… But maybe you shouldn't look up cheesy pick up lines…" You said awkwardly.
Zarkon blushed, realizing that you were right. He decided to just stick to Galra courting techniques from now on.
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~ Alfor ~
While you and Alfor went out to a local cafe he decided to try a human flirting technique. He wasn't sure if it would work, but he wanted to try it anyway. So he started looking at you. Each time you looked at him he allowed you to catch him staring.
"Is there something in my hair?" You asked him after a while.
"No." Alfor replied.
"Okay…" You said awkwardly, going back to sipping your drink
Alfor blushed a little as he turned his attention away for a moment so that he could eat his food. He waited a few minutes before he started staring at you again.
"Is something on my face?" You asked, catching him staring at you again.
"There's nothing." Alfor told you.
"Then why do you keep staring at me?" You asked him.
"Because you're the most beautiful woman that I've had the pleasure of meeting… And I'm trying something that you humans call 'flirting'." Alfor said awkwardly.
"O-oh… I see." You said, feeling a little awkward.
Alfor smiled, unsure if the flirting technique he used worked. He decided to practice in front of a mirror so that he could get better at flirting.
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~ Blaytz ~
Lately Blaytz had been more confident than he usually was. He was trying to flirt with you, but always failed. So today he was going to try a pick up line. The two of you were currently baking cookies together, which made it the perfect opportunity.
"Hey Y/n, did you just come out of the oven? Because you are hot!" Blaytz said flirtatiously, wrapping an arm around you and puffing his chest out a little.
"Where did you learn that?" You asked him, trying not to laugh.
"From the internet. Is something funny?" Blaytz asked you, noticing that you looked as if you were going to laugh.
"No, nothing's funny. It's just cute!" You said, hugging him.
Blaytz blushed as you hugged him. He decided to try a different flirting technique on a different day. When the timer rang you went to go put some oven mitts on so that you could take the cookies out of the oven.
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~ Gyrgan ~
Lately you had been flirting with Gyrgan, so now he wanted to flirt with you. He wasn't exactly sure how, so he just started telling you how pretty you were. It was sweet at first, but after a while you became suspicious.
"Y/n, have I told you how beautiful you are today?" Gyrgan asked while you both were out somewhere.
"Yes, you have. So, what's up?" You asked him, crossing your arms over your chest.
"Nothing's up. I've been flirting." Gyrgan told you innocently.
"Oh, that would explain everything." You said, now knowing what was up with him.
Gyrgan didn't know what to say, so he just leaned down to kiss you. You rolled your eyes playfully before closing them and returning the kiss.
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~ Trigel ~
When Trigel learned about flirting she wanted to try it with you. She learned that drawing attention to one's lips was a good flirting technique, so that's the one she chose. When she took you out to some beach in her lion she decided to try it while you both were outside. Every time you looked at her she would slowly lick her lips.
"Here." You said, handing her some chapstick.
"Uh, thanks." Trigel said as she took the chapstick.
"You're welcome." You replied, thinking that her lips were dry.
Trigel opened the chapstick and put some on her lips. After she was done she put the cap back on and gave it back to you. You put it back in your beach bag and wrapped an arm around her.
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