So hello peeps! Apparently, I was nominated to do thy challenge to post 20 facts about me. (@WinterRaineeDay-san and @NotAnotherFantasy – san)

Here I am posting some 20 random stupid/retarded facts about me.

001:

I am a very awkward person. Well here in wattpad, I may not seem to be. Because, hiding behind a screen makes it more comfortable for me to talk to other people who message me. Sometimes when people try to talk to me, I don’t know what to talk about with or even what to reply when people comment/compliment on my stories. So yeah, I have a hard time talking to people I barely know so you ever meet me in person, I’m really awkward.

002:

I’m mean to my best friends. HAHAHA. Well, that’s how I interact with them. Lol. Seriously though, teasing my best friends is how we bond. It’s like whenever I don’t tease them, they’d be confused and think there’s something wrong with me. LOL.

003:

I hate sports. One word: lazy ass. Hating sports include hating physical education as well. Whenever I attend PE class, I always hurt my muscles because lack of exercise xD sometimes I don’t know how I can play one volleyball game whenever our teacher “forces” us to play.

004:

I’m a vampire. Lol, not literally but I hate going out of my house. I can really lock myself inside the house for a whole damn year. I can survive in my shelter as long as there’s food, water, laptop and internet. I hate the sun and it burns my skin. I like my skin light XD

005:

I like horror but is a scaredy cat. Every year, our country holds a film festival where a horror movie is always registered. So during premiere night, I, together with my cousins always watch it. And I never miss a horror movie in movie channels. Also in the summer, we stay up all night watching horror movies and I watch pewdiepie’s horror games up until 3 in the morning.

006:

Related to number 5, I’m a bro! I freaking love pewdiepie and also a fan of SMOSH and other youtubers. Bart Baker has the best parodies!! XD

007:

I don’t know how to cook. I only know how to eat. *high fives food lovers*

008:

I’m a past person. I like to have flashback Fridays and appreciate history. I like hearing old stories and tales of old people. (oldception) And have an interest in the earlier eras of the world.

009:

My favorite number is nine and is also my jersey number. (See what I did there? HI KAGEYAMA)

010:

I panic easily. Adding the fact that I am a stressful person. When I panic, I always hyperventilate that is bad for my lungs since I have asthma xD And sometimes I can’t breathe when I lie down on my bed.

011:

I have a thing for shotas. I’m a shotacon :P HAHA. Personal or not.

012:

I have a bad memory of having a group of friends. You see, when I was in grade school, me and my friends created this group for our friendship but was destroyed when other people joined. So when I reached high school, I was scared to be in a group of friends – or even create a group name for us since I fear that it will end up like in grade school. But eventually, things turned out okay.

013:

I fucking hate lizards. HAHAHA THROW A LIZARD AT ME AND I’LL HATE YOU FOREVER. GOT THAT?

014:

I like writing but I’m a lazy reader of books. Well reading books in wattpad are exceptional, but hand me a REAL book? Lol, fuck it. I ain’t got no time for reading xD whenever I try reading a book – Hunger Games for example; I only reach half of it until I give up on reading. Reason? Laziness. But I should tell you I’m a fast reader.

015:

I’m weird haha. Seriously, the most random things in the world find their way inside my brain; reason why I’m retarded.

016:

Red-chan is a violent tsundere. Whenever I go doki doki, I slap my friends arm uncontrollably. Or whenever I panic, I pinch myself to calm down or even when someone pisses me off, I hit their arm. But not up to the point where they cry on the ground or even give them bruises. Just a quick curt slap.

017:

I would LOVE to travel the worlds someday and find out variety of history and cultures of different types of countries; continents; etc. also, maybe I can go outer space? HAHA DREAM ON RED.

018:

I blush easily. HA fuck tsundereness.

019:

One time I hit my leg on a rocky step and it was cut up until my bone. It hurt like hell. Ekkk… bone injury dayummmm

020:

My real name is a city in Italy. Hahaha guess~~

So that’s about it. Honestly, I was thinking of random facts to state. Sorry if this seemed uninteresting but whatever xD Lol here’s my first challenge here in wattpad! It excited me actually so yeah… ENJOY!