Lookin for looooove
So. Somehow everybody got onto the topic of their love lives.
And I realized that I am just a humble, lonely little nugget.
And then I started thinking about dating sites.
And now I've made an online dating profile for Splinter
Splinter
Sand-Night Hybrid
Age 14
Likes: sand-dune surfing, dim lights, piná coladas, shiny machines
Dislikes: Bright lights, all his siblings, and gosh frickin BUTTERFLIES
Straight
Can't swear, too cinnamon roll.
Insanely awkward
Often nicknamed "Splint" which he hates
Single and lookin' for loooooove.
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Anybody got an eligible female suitor for my lil Splinter? XD
All you have to do to win his affection is make your OWN online dating profile for said eligible female
If Splinter finds interest, maybe he will message them!
Make sure to tag me so Splinter can see!
(Yes this is stupid, I don't care. XD Poor Splint doesn't want to be all alone.....)
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