"Meet me by the café, I'll be waiting for you there 30 minutes before the concert starts. Don't be late. " Army took his leave and marched off into the crowd of inklings in the square, disappearing in a few seconds as he became engulfed by the crowd.

You were left alone on the table. After a moment you sank to the bottom of the chair. Your thoughts now filled will regret.

"I made mistake...he is so going to have his revenge when this concert is over. " You exhaled and looked at your squid phone hoping to get your mind off things.

After a few hours of mindless internet browsing you decide it was time to head home. You had to get more comfortable to be able to enjoy the concert to the maximum.

You quickly boarded the next train home and as you did you saw that Retro there. You decided to go and take a seat beside him.

"Hey Retro. " You said softly.

He welcomed you with a toothy smile and patted the seat beside him.

"So how was the kiss (Y/N)? " Retro said teasingly against your ear.

You blushed, "W-what... "

Retro wiggled his eyebrows, "Do you like him?  Don't say you don't. " He nudged your side trying to get under your skin.

"I don't o-okay! " You squeezed your eyes feeling quite embarrassed that Retro was messing with you.

Retro turned your head towards him, "Look (Y/N), Army is a stubborn one, but I feel like you can soften him. "

You lifted an eyebrow in confusion,"What are you trying to say? "

Retro expression changed and gave you a intimidating glare, something you never thought he would ever do, "It's simple (Y/N), you make him fall in love with you and have a much better chance to look through his manual. "

You were confused at what he was telling you but it then clicked.

"You want me to steal his manual?"

Retro smiled, "Well yes and no." He paused a moment like he was trying to choose his next words carefully, "Don't you want to get out of A? Or would you rather stay there forever? With that manual we can be the best team in Inkopolis!"

"Isn't stealing wrong? " Retro shook his head at your question.

"You won't be stealing, you'll be learning the strategies from him." In your head it made sense what Retro was telling you. You were desperate to get out of A and getting to know those strategies would be beneficial to you and the team.

"Will you do it (Y/N)?" Retro looked into your eyes and you saw the desperate need in his eyes as well.

You nodded your head, "I'll do it."

Retro grasped his hands together in glee, "Thank you (Y/N)! " He then proceeded to hug you tightly.

"I'm so glad I recruited you on the team! " Retro yelled.

The train had stopped at your destination and you said goodbye to Retro and told him you would talk to him later. You quickly walked to your quaint home not far from the station. The neighborhood was rather small where you lived but it was peaceful unlike the city.

You opened your door and turned on the light, you set your favorite weapon on the ground and plopped yourself on the couch to rest a bit.

You looked at the ceiling thinking about all the events that happened. It was weird how things were escalating but you didn't realize something about today was a bit off.

After a few minutes you got off the couch and went to your closet to see what you had to wear. If you were going to get Army's attention you had to dress appropriately after all.

You opened it to find that all you had was a very short skirt and a Annaki Polpo-Pic Tee. All your other clothing were dirty and you had not much time to wash them.

You sighed at the thought of putting on those clothes.

'Not loving the idea of wearing a skirt.' You wondered why you even owned one in the first place.

Shaking away your curious thoughts you grabbed the clothes and quickly undressed. In just a few minutes you were ready to go and meet Army at the café. You checked the time on your squid phone seeing that you still had less than two hours to spare.

Nevertheless, you headed out to get there before Army did and enjoy some cocoa in the meantime. Right as you opened the door you felt as your skirt went flying up. In panick you quickly shoved down the skirt.

There was wind, you mentally screamed at your luck. In a hurry, you boarded the train quickly with your hands on both your butt and front thigh to keep the skirt from flying up again. You looked as if you were going to pee yourself.

You rested easy on the train till you had to get off of it. At Inkopolis Square, Army was already at the café. He decided it be better to be early so he could enjoy some peace and quiet to write in his manual. He wrote of what unexpected surprises he had during the battle just in case it would happen again. He honestly wished it wouldn't.

You rushed through the crowd of inklings to get to the café. You stormed in and let go of your skirt relieved you didn't have to hold it down anymore. As you looked up you saw as Army was already here. He didn't have his green jacket on but you instantly recognized his black marked cheeks. You went over to his table and sat down.

"You're awfully early Army. " You spoke.

Army grunted, "Well yes...wanted some time to write in my manual, our battle today was something I did not expect. " He glanced at you then furiously went back to writing.

You immediately were worried he was way too calm now than he was earlier today and that scared you a bit.

You nodded in agreement; gulping as you saw his expression change as he looked back up at you, "But that doesn't mean that I won't get my revenge on you, (Y/N)." You swallowed hard, "After this concert, you will truly know what suffering really is. "

He smirked at you noticing that you were totally nervous, which you were. You barely knew the squid and feared what he was capable of doing.

Suddenly the thought of what Retro said to you came to mind, 'Make him fall in love with you. '

Somehow you had to seduce him, but you had no idea how, you never had to do anything like this before.

"Since we're early we can drink some cocoa, it's on me. " Army said and went off to the counter to order some.

You remained in your seat thinking way too hard to make some kind of move on him, but had no ideas come to mind.

He came back shortly after and handed you your cocoa, "Here. " He said sternly.

You took the cocoa in your hands and sipped some from the foam container.

"We should start walking to the stage before it gets too crowded. " Army said and waited for you to get up. You lead the way out still drinking the cocoa. As you approached the door, your phone had rang, reaching for your phone from your pocket as you opened the door-you had forgotten about the wind. As soon as the door swung open, the wind blew and your skirt flew up. Quickly you dropped your phone on the ground and held the front part of your skirt down.

Army noticed you dropped your phone. He huffed in annoyance at how clumsy you were unaware of what was in front of him. He bent down behind you and grabbed your phone and as he went up.

He saw it.

Your panties. He blushed at the sight unable to look away.

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I'M JUST GOING TO - *RUNS AWAY*