So you all know what happened; burning house, dead parents, sad orphans bla bla bla ( if not you should watch the show )

I'm lazy like shit and that's why I start when they meet our dear count.

I repair; my english grammars sucks, so if you find mistakes don't be shy and write it in the comments.

So here we go:

Mr. Poe knocked on the front door of count Olafs house. They heard a male behind the door.

Briar frowned. The door opened and a Man in a suit stood in front of them.

''Hello, hello, hello children.'' Everyone looked at his left ankle. They saw a tattoo which looked like an eye.

''I am count olaf the renowed actor and your new guardin. Your're welcom.''

''Thank you.'' Violet murmured. 

''You're welcome.'' The man repaired. ''Please, come in, and mind you wipe your feet on the mat so you don't track in any mud. And don't forget your enormous fortune.'' He faked smile and stepped aside so the baudelaires and Mr. Poe could get in. 

''Welcome to my humble home, orphans and a man with a hat on.''

Briar couldn't help but smile. 

''Poe.'' Mr. Poe said.

''Actually I'm about to be rather wealthy. So if you'll exscuse me-''

''No, we spoke on the phone. I'm from Mulctuary Money Management.'' Mr. Poe introduced himself.

''Hm... Money sounds familiar but-''

''The bank. I'm from the bank.''

''Ah yes the bank. Well, welcome to my humble home.'' Copunt Olaf said annoyed. 

''It does seem to need a little work.'' Mr. Poe said coughing.

Count Olaf just looked at Mr. Poe before he started talking. ''Well, I realize it's not as fancy as the baudelaire mansion but perhaps, children, with a bit of your money we'll be able to fix it up, make it nicer.''

''Count Olaf, the Baudelaire fortune is not to be used for such matters.'' Mr. Poe explained. ''The Buadelaire  will is very specific as to how the children are to be raised in case of an unfortunate event.''

''Ah, yes the fire.'' Count Olaf said with fake sadness.

''They're to be raised by their closest relative.''

''That is I, count Olaf!'' Olaf said a bit to fast in Briars opinion.

''And every cent of the Baudelaire fortune is locked up until Briar comes of age.'' 

''Which one is Briar?'' Count Olaf whispered in Poes ear. 

''The eldest. the redhead.''

Olaf growled slightly and locked his eyes with Briars. ''All right, then. Well, I hope I can prove myself to be the father you never had.'' 

''We had a father.'' Klaus said angry. (his original voice is so cute and adorable - his voice in german is so deep :c -

''Yes I know. And a mother. Remarkable woman. Flammable.'' The Baudelaires locked at each other. 

''So Mr poe, do I need to sign for them or something.''

''What? No. No.'' mr. Poe shaked his head. 

''Well then, as we say in the theater, exit stage right.''

''Goodbyey Violet. Goodbye, Briar. Goodbye, Klaus. Goodbye, Sunny. I hope you be happy here.'' mr. Poe stepped out an Count Olaf shut the door. Then he turned to the Baudelaires. 

Slowly he apporached them. ''Well, Children, before I give you a tour of your new home aren't you going to say ''how do you do?'' to your new guardin.

''How do you do?'' briar asked with an eyebrow raised. 

''How do I do?'' He asked himseld an leaned to the ginger, who is way to small for him. She could feel his breath in her face. Briars heart began to raice. ''Better and better Baudelaires.''

Olaf leaned back and pulled out a list. ''Do you know what this is?'' 

''It looks like a list.'' Klaus said. (So cute *-* - okay sorry - )

''Worng! It's a list. A list of chores. Rich brats like you are probaly spoiled rotten and have never done a chore in your life.'' 

''Actually, we often helped around the house.'' Violet said.

''Really? Did you help around the house? That's great.'' Olaf mocked. ''Well, welcome to your lucky life. Come with me an I show you the delightful feature of your home.'' He gave Klaus the List and walked off. The Baudelaires followed him.

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Okay, I'll stop right now because I'm hungry, so ~

And Emma  I lied to you, a chapter isn't an episode in this book hehe. Love u *Virtual kiss*