-- Billy's POV --

I sat by Spencer in the back of the car, watching as he and Sue tried to murder each other in Animal Crossing. It was quite interesting, actually, and it help distract me from Maddie-Friend's shouts while she rode Freddio. One of those guys we picked up was riding my new motorcycle. Stanley-man I think, Mama Gertrude was on the roof of the car (Don't ask me why, she said she wanted to get some peace and quiet), Papa Acachalla was in the trunk, and Ford-man was driving. He seems a bit nice. I like him!  Sally was throwing meats to Freddie from the passenger's seat as he chased after the car, and I think Ford-man is actually scared of him! When he began to drive us and Freddie began to trot after, he slammed his foot down on the pedal and we left in an instant! It was SUPER fast and I screamed a bit. Mama Gertrude talked him into stopping sooner or later, but I had already thrown up several times! On Spencer! It smells horrible back here...

I also like his hands. They look cool. At first I thought they were made of leather, but he showed me they were gloves and then I saw that he actually had six fingers on each hand and then Maddie tackled me before I could mess with them so now I'm sad.

I took Melon-Friend outta my bag and began to talk to him as Ford began looking less and less comfortable. Well its not everyday you meet a group of Acachallas! Papa says we're one of a kind! Then Mama Gertrude usually chews him out about the Family Fee that I don't actually remember paying...

But Papa says I did, so I did!!! I hugged Melon-Friend tightly as Ford-man just watched with a funny look on his face, but I don't know why. Maybe he was lonely, Sally was ignoring him. "Ford-man!"

"Please, call me Ford."

"Okay Ford-man! D'ya wanna say hi to Melon-Friend!"

"Billy, I'm driving."

"So? I drive all the time!"

"Yes, but I need to keep my eyes on the road."

"... Why?"

By this point, Sue was paying attention to our conversation intensely. Spencer got bored of whacking Sue's character with a net and bang to listen as well.

"So we don't crash and die."

"What's wrong with that?"

"... Wrong with what?" Ford-man looked confused at my question! I wonder why?

"Crashing and Dying, Ford-man!" Why was Spencer laughing?

". . . When you die, you never come back and it's lik-"

"Yes we do!"

"What?"

"Yes we do come BACK FROM TH' DEAD!! I accidentally kill Papa all th' time and he always comes back!"

"I think he might just be fooling with you..."

"He's not! We respawn in this family! Even Spencer and Maddie! People think it has something to do with me, but I don't do anything, really."

"YOU ABTHOLUTE NERD! YOU KILLED DEATH." Spencer hissed to me, but I just looked at him funny.

"No, people were coming BACK FROM TH' DEAD before I killed Death." Ford-man had this weird expression on his face. He looked happy but also weirdy... Inspired I think?

We drove in silence for awhile, then switched. We taped Spencer to the roof with the Bee Movie playing in his ear just to annoy him, and now I was driving. In the car was Papa, Mama, Sue and Maddie and Me! Sally was on the motorcycle for a change and the mans were on Freddie and Freddio. Freddio kept bucking Stan-man everywhere though, but it's no wonder, really. We barely went a mile before Maddie began to bear hug me. I floored it and released the steering wheel, trying to remove her hands from my face. Mama lunged for it and Papa began to yell at me. I slammed the breaks, but it was too late. We swerved into some trees and Sue flew threw the big window. I think Maddie's heart stopped of fear, Mama was dead, Papa was dying and Spencer was burnt to a crisp. Sue was missing, but I heard alotta animal noises from where he came from after some gunshots. I had three different limbs shattered and I felt long dead. Stan-man and Ford-man dashed over, but Sally looked seemingly indifferent. I was confused. Why were the men worried so much? I saw Mama disappear and I knew I'd be next, considering I was already dead. I closed my eyes

And I woke up by Sally. She was smiling wildly. "dat wooked fun!"

"It was! Maybe next time, you could ride with us." Mama Gertrude was going over to talk to the mans.  She said hi to Stan-man and was instantly decked across the face. We waited a bit, and Mama appeared next to me, "What was that all about?" I asked.

"I don't know! I went to ask why they were worried and he broke my neck!" Mama Gertrude rubbed her neck. "Has Acachalla died yet? Even Sue's already respawned."

"How'd he go?"

"Mauled by a bear."

"Ah... That explains all da scweaming!" Sally nodded.

Maddie-Friend tackled my back, "Billy!!!!"

"OOMPH!" I moaned as my face hit the ground. "Maddieee! Offff!"

"ONLY IF YOU SIGN MY SHIRT BILLY!"

"NOOOO! MADDIE-FRIEND!"

Ford-man and Stan-man were still talking to each other as Maddie whacked me with a lead pipe. I was already too hurt to get up, so this just killed me. "SIGN MY SHIRT!" Was the last thing I heard before I respawned again.

--Stan's POV after the breakage of Gertrude neck--

"Stanley did you KILL HER?" Ford looked over my shoulder at the corpse of the ginger lady. We had heard a crack when I slugged her. We were beginning to freak out. There was an obvious lack of dead bodies in the crashed van, not including the annoying one's smoking body and the fat guy, who had most the steering wheel shoved in his mouth, and now the lady appears behind us. It was creepy! 

"I- I think I did..." He started to say something but I cut him off, "I didn't mean to, Ford, she startled me while I was armed!"

We heard talking up where Sally was and we saw almost everyone in their family talking to each other, alive and well. Even Gertrude. We looked back at where her corpse was, and it was gone, as was the smoking version of Spencer taped to the roof. The only guy left was their dad.

"Stanford..."

"Yeah Stanley?" We both kept looking back to the Acachallas, who looked like they were hitchhiking.

"These people are crazy."

"Maybe that why their going to Gravity Falls! The Weirdness Magnet must be pulling them in!" A small minivan stopped to help the Acachallas. That was a mistake. Papa appeared on their hood with a SHOTGUN. "Did he have that before?" Ford questioned fearfully.

"I hope so. This may be crazy, but these are my kind of people."

"You always did have odd friends."

"You were my only friend Ford. Now let's go help that poor family rob a minivan!" I charged forward, hoping we could figure this all out later, too much thinking hurts my brain.

--Ghost POV--

Suess was checking out our van. If we were gonna be stuck here, then we should at least have a vehicle. Camping worked well last night, but I'd prefer to sleep in the van in case of rain. That's always the worst. Toast was tinkering with a machine that got smashed during the crash. It wasn't always all that helpful, but it was leaking some radiation and Toast had to stop it. I was helping Suess any way I could. He knew what he was doing, though, so I was pretty much breathing down his neck like a freak. Mabel and Dipper were off to the side. According to Suess, they insisted on coming down, even though there was nothing for them to do. Then again, there was nothing for me to do either. I decided to hang out with them.

"Hey, kids." I said, sitting next to Mabel, she jumped in fear and Dipper pulled out his gun. They both looked exhausted and I had to catch Mabel to keep her from falling over. "Are you two alright? You look..." I bit my tongue. Toast always says to be more polite, "exhausted."

Dipper yawned a bit. "Yeah, we didn't get much sleep last night. We were busy... Doing important stuff."

"Really? How old are you again?"

"Thirteen, but we actually killed a demon when we were twelve."

"I've killed LOADS of ghosts, and I bet the demon YOU killed was a super weakling."

"It was Bill."

"Oh... Well... Whoops..." I didn't know what to say, really... A level +30 demon who I, someone who HUNTS demons, brought back from the dead with a handshake and... They can't expect me to believe this. I'm gonna have to ask about it.

Mabel leaned over Dipper, "Didn't we already tell them?" And there was a small moment of confusion. "I don't think we told them."

We sat in silence for a bit, and I decided to draw a bit to pass the time. I made an awful sketch of a tree and Mabel asked me why I was drawing flaming possums. "This is that tree over there," I said, pointing to the tree a kept kicking. It was getting an imprint of my foot one it... Was that a good thing or a bad thing? "I'm not the best artist. Johnny Toast on the other hand, he drew all the pictures in our ghost book... Expect for one, but it was just one page." We fell into silence a bit and the only thing we could here was metal working and bit of cursing from Toast.

"Was that the picture of the box thing?" Dipper looked to me, concerned a bit.

"Yeah. I can't read, so I don't know what he put on that page, but he always makes sure I skip it when I check what he's put in picture-wise." 

"He did that to us too." Mabel said, blinking a bit more sleep from her eyes, "You don't think Johnny is hiding anything from us, do you?" I shook my head instantly.

"No way! Toast is my greatest friend in the world. He wouldn't hide anything from me, guys." I looked over to Toast, "and he's growing an extra limb. Gimme a sec." I grabbed the device Toast was working on and shoved it in a garbage bag. That should contain it for a bit, and then went to treat Toast's... unwelcome attachment. The kids kept whispering to themselves. Why were they being so secretive??