i still don't know where tf i left off so we shall start with the guy who we shall name steve tired to get freaky with me on valentine's day weekend 😁

i would also like to say steve is not my stink nobody besides y'all and one friend know we're locked tf in bc idk why anyways

so first we need a quick backstory in bullet points ofc

- steve was having his birthday party in november

- steve asked my friends bf if she has single friends (i was the only one)

- bsf said yes but i ain't going cuz i'm not getting an std

- steve only wanted a hook up and his pp is HUGE

anyways that's it

back on track for now

k so boom were now on the last day of january aka the 31st and i was minding my own beeswax in apes until my phone started to blow tf up with my friend (the one from above) asking did steve add you on snap

low and behold there he was in all his glory

naturally i don't accept it until later in the day bc i'm not some animal

anyways i asked my friend who we can call rose wtf was going on (also we're gonna call her bf dan)

so she told me and i quote bc i looked it up on our messages "dan asked if you were into steve and i said yeah but it's like a silly little thing and not to take seriously, (i fear i did find him a tad cute and lowkey wanted to go to the party) and then he proceeded to take it seriously and try to put him onto you in the wrong way by making stuff up about you (which lowkey wasn't far from the truth) then i got pissed off at him because i told him not to do that and because it overall would not end well"

all dan said was in sensitive and i've been through a lot like damn okay thx ig😭

anyways so then i added him back later like i said i think and then i forgot when tf we started like actually talking but we started snapping right away (he's first on my bsf list and he won't leave. like i literally sent probably 50+ videos to my friend in the last 2 days and she hasn't moved from 2nd)

anywho

my hands getting tired brb