Three blind mice

See how they run

Crashing into the table legs

It really can't be fun.

So I've come up with a plan

To help them if I can

I'll give each a large guide cat

And see how they get on with that

It'll keep them away from the farmers wife

That crazy bitch with the carving knife

Three blind mice.

A/N The society for visually impaired rodents have refused to endorse this idea, they even went as far as to suggest that I was rat-arsed when I came up with it!!

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Owain Glyn