There was an old woman who lived in a shoe

With both of her lovers, and twelve children too.

The shoe wasn't small, in fact it was large

Almost as big as a Rhine river barge!

She'd stolen the shoe from a giant she killed

She took him to bed, a place she was skilled.

After two days and nights, he fell into a snooze

So she chopped off his head, and stole both of his shoes.

A/N The second shoe she sold to Richard Branson as his head office.

Owain Glyn