Rock a bye baby

On the tree top

This kind of child abuse

Really must stop.

If the baby is grumpy

And making a noise

Put gin in his milk

And throw him some toys.

If he still won't be quiet

And the screaming won't stop

Just leave him outside

Of a charity shop!

            A/N Don't dress him in good clothes, and remember to remove the labels!

Owain Glyn