Stuffit Muffet's had enough

Of all these curds

And whey, and stuff,

She's off to the Pub

To play some pool,

Drink gallons of Lager

And act the fool.

And as for that Poet,

If he should come past

She'll shove her pool cue,

Right up his...........nose?

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Owain Glyn