Little Tommy Tucker

Was a stupid little......soul.

He thought that if he sang a song,

A nice hot meal would come along.

I think that I should make it clear,

His voice was painful on the ear.

But people fed him anyway,

Just to make him go away.

But very soon they'd had enough,

And cooked him up some hot plum duff.

They added something 'special' too

He'll spend next week sat on the loo!!

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Owain Glyn