You: hey dad, what are we having for dinner?

Jack: How many times do I have to tell you? Quit calling me "Dad". That makes us weird on a whole other level.

You: you didn't mind when I called you daddy in bed last night...

Jack: Stop.

Jack: God dammit, [Y/N].

You: what? :)

You: um hello? you still haven't answered my question.

Jack: You're on the menu tonight.

You: ...