Au : Two offices against each other, what else?

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   Word after word was typed. Papers were being tossed and roller chairs spun around the room. That's the Morrison company's office. It's crowded, filled with workers blabbing on the phone and workers who complain about getting paid less than their friend.

"Fuck their rate is rising! It's 69% and we're currently in the position of 20%. Sir what do we do?"Angela, the one who keeps her face in the screen 24/27, spoke to her manager.

Jack, the manager, gazed at Angela before tossing the last paper work to Akande."Cant you do something?!?"

Akande placed the paper to the side on the table then started weeping. He was tired, he got two hours of sleep last night. Well, every night.

"God damn it! I hired a bunch of losers!"The manager glared at Akande.

  "Not our fault boss! You literally rejected Genji for looking like a 'faggot'"

   ~~~ flashback ~~~~

"Im here to apply for the Morrison Office. Is there a spot open?"Genji was desperate for a job. He needed to pay for his bills and supplies.

"Sorry we don't hire faggots."Jack lifted up his newspaper ignoring the green haired male.

   -~~~ end of flashback ~~~~

"You know why the Reyes company is so active?? Because of Genji! For god's SAKE HE MADE THEM INTO SOMETHING!"Angela screamed while her fingers were still dancing on the keyboard.

Mei facepalmed."God i should be screaming right now. Im the person who receives shitty callers telling me about 'boneless pizza' HAVING THE CUSTOMER SERVICE PART IS NOT FUN!"

  The office was starting to get louder and louder. Everyone arguing and some saying 'i really want to end it'

"Boss...The Reyes company sent us a message.."The quietest out of the workers, Zenyatta said softly.

"The fuck is it now?"Jack replied.

"Ehm, 'Im coming 2 ur office Morrison, i want 2 talk 2 u bout seriousee bussssinos. Also make my coffee black, no cream plz. Signed by Reyes'

Satya rolled her eyes."What business do we have with him? JACK MORRISON?"She eyed Jack knowing that there was something between these two rivals.

  "What-t do you mean?"

"Oh come on guys. Let's welcome them and get the meeting over! I promise everyone donuts when they leave."Lena bubbled.

"Get Jack a banana cause not all of us like donuts."Jesse started laughing and banging his fist on the table.

Akande coughed."Who wants Jesse out of the office?"

Everyone raised their hands.

Jesse tried to be funny but he ends up being an embarrassment.

"Zen, tell us if they send anything else."Jack directed to his worker and left to his small office.

Silence after that, well...there was a toilet flush and the door to the girls bathroom opened."Did i miss something?"Hana looked around her.

"MA'AM WE'RE A COMPANY FOR BUSINESS NOT BONELESS PIZZAS!-- what? Your phone is--- okay sorry Ma'am i thou-- no no! Ill try--- God damn it."Mei's job was the toughest. The phone calls she gets are just pranksters.

As for Angela...Her job was the second toughest. Her eyes would get puffy and red sometimes from the signals that the computer gives out. But she works through it for the 12 dollars for each hour.

"ZENYATTA WHAT TIME ARE THEY COMING?"Jack busted his door open.

"Oh uh, when the clock turns 2:00 P.M."

  1:59 exactly.

Jack started panicking."HANA MAKE THE COFFEE! NO CREAM!"

Lucio, the secretary walked in with a nervous smile."Um, three people are here to see you."

"They're already here??"

Jack swiftly slicked his blond hair back and straightened his tie."Please welcome our guests."

   - - 3 minutes later - - -

"Nice office you got there."Gabriel's foot kept tapping on the ground as Jack felt like he was suffocating.

GENJI WAS WITH HIM! AND FAREEHA AMARI.

"Long time no see."Genji relaxed himself on one of the chairs, staring directly at Jack with a smug smirk.

"Is Angela here?"Fareeha looked around herself trying to spot the Swiss worker.

"Amari, focus."Gabriel nudged her with his arm,"Anyways where is my black coffee?"

  Hana ran in but on her way, she stumbled and dropped the coffee on Gabriel's face. Shit, she was screwed."OH MY GOD! FORGIVE ME! FORGIVE ME! ill get the wipes please wait."She hurried out of Morrison's office to get some wipes.

Jack tried to stay calm as possible, and hold in his laugh. Minutes later Jesse came in with some wipes."They told me to mop the flo-'He stopped when he saw the coffee drip off Gabriel's face.
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"HAHAHAHAHHAHHA!WHAT HAPPENED TO YA?!?"

Fareeha looked away to let out her giggles.

"Jesse...give the wipes to reyes please."Jack said through gritted teeth.

Jesse gave the wipes to Gabriel then walked out of the small office, laughing.

This day was going so 'well'

  "As i was saying Morrison...You're aware of our compan-'Gabriel paused when Angela crashed in.

"TELL HANA TO STOP PUTTING HER 'K-POP' MUSIC! ITS TOO LOUD!"Angela cried loudly.

  Fareeha was still giggling, she was thinking.'what an office'

"Excuse me for a second."Jack got up and left the three in the office, waiting.

There was screams and loud shouting before the blond came back in the room."Alright continue please."

"Ok...ay...You're aware of our company's sudden ris-' Again Gabriel was stopped by Zenyatta walking in the room and giving Jack a folded paper.

"Lena told me to give this to you."

Jack unfolded the paper to see big bolded letters that said 'UR GAY'

"Excuse me again."Jack got up and left to see Lena.

  There was some glass shattering and objects dropping.

"This company is our rival?! HAHAH that's hilarious."Genji held his stomach.

Jack came back and sat on his roller chair like nothing happened."You were saying Reyes?"

"Our company's rate is rising more than yours and i was think--'

Akande opened the door and handed Jack a stack of paper."Im done with these. Can i go home now???"

"Excuse me please."Jack got up and went outside to tell Akande something.

  After some whispers and unheard words, he came back and positioned himself on his chair.

"Can i talk now?"Gabriel took in a deep breath, hoping to stay sane.

  He was losing his patience.

"Yes, yes please."

"I was thinking if we could colla-'

Satya walked in with a box of pizza."This is the food you ordered from hours ago. I didn't pay because they were late."She placed it on his table then left.

Jack was confused, he didn't order anything.

"I was thinking of collaborating fo--'Gabriel was stopped again by Mei.

"That's my Pizza. Sorry."She took the pizza box and hurdled out.

"Im sorry for all these disturbances. You can talk now."Jack assured.

Gabriel cleared his throat."I was thinking if you want to work together on a projec--"

  Amélie walked in."Where is my pay check you son of a baguette??"

Jack got up and left outside along with Amélie.

   12 minutes later.

"Morrison...We're leaving. Everyone here is straight forward and very disrespectful."Gabriel neared the exit and sneered.

"Pfft- expect for Jack, He's very gay."Jesse fell out of his chair laughing.

   The Morrison company closed after a month. Everyone blamed Jesse.