Au : Hana wants to find out if her friends are together or not

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  "Yeah our games always start out with people cursing at us."

  While my group of friends sat on the same table, i noticed how Jack and Gabriel were acting differently today. Yes, i'm sharp at getting pointers of every couple in this school ; it's hard for me to know about these two.

I've noticed how Gabriel locked eye contact with jack every now and then when one of us starts a conversation.

"So Jack do you maybe like anyone?"I rested the weight of my head on my palm, smirking at the sight of jack's nervous expression.

He smeared his food on his tray, avoiding my eyes."Um- i mean...Not really?"

Lucio cleared his throat after he bit from his sandwich."Oh really?i saw you staring at the nurse's office this morning~maybe you like the nurse?"

Now it's time to see how Gabriel reacted to that. When i turned to look at Gabe, he was playing on his phone. HE WAS IGNORING US!

"EHM!Or i believe Jack has a crush on a certain Latinoooo~."I mocked, sticking my tongue out.

He got his phone out then tensed at what i said but his focus was more on the phone. That's it!He does like Gabriel and they are together.

"You mean me Mija?"I almost had a heart attack from the sudden presence of Sombra. Can she teleport or is she that sneaky?

"You're a girl, you don't count."I joked.

"Does Jack Morrison is gay?"Genji stopped Zenyatta just to say that.

"Go back to playing Mystic messenger, Weebbbbb."I scoffed.

Back to our main mission. Jack, he was twirling his fork in his pasta, normally thats what people do when they're lying. Okay but not the playing with pasta part.

"Listen Jackie boy if you're gay then you can obviously tell us!Look at the Shimada brothers..that's your biggest example of us being okay with any sexuality."I assured with a smile.

"Being attracted to a dog is not a sexuality."Hanzo nudged Genji.

"And being attracted to cowboys is not a sexuality too!"

"WELL IM NOT ATTRACTED TO COWBOYS!"

"THEN WHY DO YOU LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC?!"

"BECAUSE JESSE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY FOR JESSE!"

"AND YOU'RE GAY FOR ZEN!"

"THAT MAKES US BOTH GAY!"

  The two brothers continued to argue with each other, god such idiots.

  I looked back to where Jack was sitting and he was...gone? Weird, he was there seconds ago but wait..Gabriel was gone too.

"Excuse me guys i have to go."I excused myself off the table and left towards the east hall. That hall was meant to be finished but they never got the money to actually get done with it.

I heard some voices coming from the next turn. Sounds like Jack's voice.

  "Aha! I knew.....it?"Instead i found Jesse and Fareeha. Alright...They're best friends.

  "Hana banana what's up?"Jesse tipped his hat as for Fareeha, she waved.

  I sighed and waved back slowly."Im searching for Jack and Gabe, have you seen them?"

Fareeha tapped her chin."Weeeeelll...I was at the nurse's office looking for some tape when i saw jack watching the nurse's office...That was kind of weird so i asked him 'do you need something?' He said he was ---'

  I stopped Fareeha."No!no! Not from the morning. Im talking about now or like a minute ago."

  Jesse then nodded his head."I heard them say 'lets go to the bathroom' Dunno if they have some 'business' in there."He got gutted,"ouch!What was that for?"

The bathroom?Jeez i'm not interested to go in there but i am."Alright thanks guys! Also what are you doing?"

"Us?Just putting up our rock n' roll posters!"Fareeha replied.

"No one comes to this hall..."I trailed off,"its empty.

"The ghosts might come!"Jesse snorted.

  He's not funny...

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I sprinted back to the cafeteria for some help. If i cant go in the boys bathroom then someone can. I mean a boy can.

"Zennnyyy!Can you help me with something?"I patted Zenyatta's back softly. I trusted him with everything, he knows how to keep secrets.

"Whatever you need Hana."He got up and i swear Genji gave me a death stare. Jeez, whats up with him?

  He followed behind me and once i stopped near the boys bathroom, he got confused.

This could be hard to explain..and weird.

"Well i'm going to ask you for a favor."I smiled a little. Zenyatta tilted his head, puzzled.

"UMMMMM i need you to go in the boys bathroom and see if Jack is in there OH and while you're in there can you check if someone else is with him?"

Zenyatta looked like he didn't know what to say but of course we're talking about Zen, he never says No to his friends. He walked in there quietly and so i waited.

Waited..
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Waited...
   
"Yo!"

My soul almost jumped out of my body. I was startled by the tap from Genji who yelled in my ear. What's up with people today?!

"What do you want?"I rolled my eyes.

"Just checking what you guys are up tooooo..."He shrugged and leaned against the wall.

I knew what he was afraid of.

"No..me and Zen are friends."I crossed my arms and he did the same.

"Oh Mrs. Song did i ask for your relationship status? Where is Zenyatta?i mean on another different topic, where is he? Not like i care, just making sure he's alright, ya know! Checking on your friends is always good...yeah..."

  Because that sounds convincing.

I was about to speak when Zenyatta came out of the bathroom...very scared...Dear lord his innocence.

  He just leapt in and hugged me tightly."Uhhh?"

"What happened Zenny- i mean Zenyatta??"Genji stood up straight and got closer to us.

He kept hugging me and mumbled some words."Was it Jack and Gabe..?"I asked hoping for a 'yes' but then again no...i don't want my friend traumatized for life.

I heard a faded yes and smiled."Good...It's canon now."

  "What's Canon??What happened Zen?!what did you hear??"Genji kept blabbering and talking.

  Well...i, Hana song, finally know what's up now. Jack and Gabriel are together.

     ~ B O N U S ~ no one's pov.

Zenyatta walked in the bathroom with his footsteps quiet as ever. He doesn't know what's waiting for him but he was scared but calm at the same time.

'Gabe do it quickly-y!'

'Im trying blondie'

'Its still in!'

'Hold on jack!'

  Once Zenyatta heard that, he rushed out of the bathroom.

In reality...Gabriel posted an embarrassing picture of Jack and he wanted him to delete it.

Thats all.

Chill.

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Credit goes to Traacer fOr thiS Au i wroTe this iN 19 MinUtes