Au : if overwatch was a 1990's comedy show

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   There was jazz music playing as the screen got closer to the main role of the show, known as Overwatch life.

  The colors were faded yet dark. Still, the features for the characters were clear to see.

    "Hey mom . . ."The door slowly opened and closed to show an average-height girl with brown hair tied in a bun and brown circled eyes. Her voice had a sad tone in it, showing it was a bad day.

   "Oh hey Hana, did something happen?"The mom that appeared to be in her thirties, turned to her daughter and tilted her head in concern.

  "Yeah . . . My boyfriend dumped me. . ."The girl or Hana sighed anxiously from the frustration.

   Her brother came from the room and chuckled."In the dumps or the trashcan?"People clapped and started laughing.

  "Jesse how about you take out the trash instead of making stupid jokes."The mother that is called Angela, ordered her son to take out the trash.

   He looked towards Hana and snorted."Alright Hana lets go."

   Audio laughter.

  "MOM!Do something!"Hana was angered easily due to the breakup. She didn't want to deal with any bullshit today.

  Angela sighed to herself and knew just what to do."Hanzo is coming over."

Jesse quickly rolled to the room.

Audio laughter.

"So when is dad coming home?"Hana sat on one of the dining table's chairs and grabbed an orange from the basket that was placed in the middle.

Angela stewed the pot on the oven and shifted to glance at Hana."You know he's a weather forecast teller. He's probably on tv right now."She grabbed the remote and turned on the tv to the news channel.

The dad of the house was quite the gentleman. He was . . .

"Honey i'm home!"A voice came from the doorway. It was the 'dad'

Clapping Audio.

"Dad when are you gonna stop saying Honey?it's an old joke!"Hana rolled her eyes.

Audio laughter.

Indeed the Dad was holding a bottle of honey."Hey 'bee' nice, i'm trying to be funny."

Audio laughter.

Angela took her steps to her husband and kissed him on the lips, making the teenager gag."Fareeha i prepared your favorite food!"

The dad or Fareeha smiled."You always know what fills my stomach,"She- He winked and hung his hat on the hanger."Why the long face bunny?"

'Awwweeee' Audio.

"It's my stupid boyfriend! He doesn't want me anymore!"Hana threw the orange in rage then she stormed to her room for no reason.

Silence . . .

"Did the puberty train drive by recently?"Fareeha spoke in the direction of 'his' wife.

Audio laughter.

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"Genji did you do your homework?"A deep voice spoke from the green-haired teenager's door, grabbing his attention.

"ABSOLUTELY NOT! IM LEARNING HOW TO BE SUPER SAIYAN LIKE GOKU!"Genji jumped up and down in excitement.

Audio laughter.

"Why cant you be like your brother Hanzo."Genji's dad facepalmed and closed the door.

The teenager didn't care what his dad said. He wanted to be in an anime and he was sure he'll be in one soon.

Hanzo was sitting in the living room, drinking peacefully from his cup."What are you drinking Hanzo?" The dad of the two had a softer voice with his oldest son.

"Green tea . . ."Little did he know that Hanzo was drinking Sake.

Audio laughter.

"ZEN IS HEREEEEEEE."Suddenly Genji ran out of the room screaming.

Then he ran back holding his friend's hand. He slammed the door and they could hear Genji screaming about how he's going to become super saiyan.

Audio laughter.

"Son whats the definition of the word 'disappointment'?"

Hanzo looked up at his dad."Genji"

Clapping with laughter audio.

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Angry Spanish was heard outside the Reyes/Morrison household. Of course Sombra and her dad were fighting over the simplest things and her father would try to break the two apart.

He fails.

"Cant we act normal for once?!?"Jack shouted at the two who were still cursing each other out in Spanish.

Audio laughter.

"El empezó primero."Sombra pointed at her dad and frowned.

"Tú eres el que tomó mi comida!!"Gabriel, the dad crossed his arms and glared at his daughter.

"Can you just shut up?!putas!?yeah i said it!"Jack stomped his foot on the ground and the two fell quiet."Listen . . .you guys are suppose to have a special bond! Talk to each other nicely, ya know?"

The two still stayed quiet. Gabriel returned the flipflop that was in his hand and then stared at Jack."DO.I.look.like.a.person.to.have.a.special.bond.with.this.creature?"

Audio laughter.

Sombra slapped Gabriel across the face and hissed."Vete al infierno idiota molesto."

And Gabriel started chasing his daughter around the house.

Audio laughter.

Jack went to the phone and rolled around the loop thingy to dial in Fareeha's number. /whats the old phone called?idk?///

There was ringing before Fareeha's voice spoke on the phone."Hello?"

"Hey . . It's Jack."

"Yes i have it."

"..you know what-'

Fareeha paused him with a grunt."Yes jack i have some of that sleeping medicine. My mom brought a whole package of it."

Audio laughter.

"Alright thanks."

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   Music playing
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  "Fareeha what should we do for our daughter?She's in a really bad mood."The couple sat on the couch alone, watching some tv.

   Fareeha shrugged his shoulders and pressed a button on the remote to change the channel."Do not concern yourself too much Angie, shes a teenager of course she's going to get through the phase."

   Audio laughter.

"But i'm old and i'm still in my phase."Angela whispered to herself.

   Audio laughter.

  "Why?In our teenage years we had the best relatio-'

   "Fareeha..Remember when you tried to be like one of those romantic guys off of a tv show?"

  "Yes?"

  "And you threw some rocks at my window so i could look outside to see you there holding flowers?"

  "Ah-uh"

"And you climbed the tree to get to me but then you fell and had to stay in the hospital for three weeks?"

Audio laughter.

  "Alright i did that for you!I did it for our true love!"Fareeha intertwined his fingers with Angela's.

   "Im still phased from that. . ."

  Audio laughter.

   Knock . Knock .

  "Is someone coming over today?"Fareeha rose a brow and looked down at Angela.

Angela didn't know what to reply with. She did say 'hanzo is coming over' but thats because she wanted Jesse to get back in his room.

  She went to the door and opened to be greeted by a girl? Half of their head was shaved and the other half was purple hair. She had tanned skin and a frown on her face."Uh- can i help you sir- ma'am?"

  "Im lookin' for the girl who goes by the name 'Hana' banana."

   Audio laughter.

  "Yes thats my daughter. Did she do something?"Angela started to get worried.

  "Naaah. Im her friend and i wanna get something from your husband."She squeezed herself in the gap between Angela and the doorframe,"Mr. Amari!¿Qué hubo?"

   Audio laughter.

"Its in the bag Sombra."Fareeha yelled without even looking back.

  Sombra took the bag that was filled with the sleeping medicine."Merci!" //i know its french but its sombra man//

  Audio laughter and clapping.

    And the music plays.

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So this Au was a bit different but it just popped in my head and i was like "I SHOULD DO IT"
And my brain said "NO ITS STUPID"

Next Au is gonna be cops and robbers ;)