(y/n) POV

"Ok Eve why did we get stuck watching them?" I asked, "BECAUSE I'M YOUR BIG SISTER AND I TOLD YOU TO THAT'S WHY!" Blake said angrily, "Oh really you don't look older than me." I said smugly as I drove everyone back to the house.

"(y/n)..." Chris said as he and the rest of his team exited a void and they had also been turned into children. "She's gone insane. Completely insane!" I said, "Hey Mom why are you dressed like a shark?" Chris asked, "It's a long and embarrassing story hun." Cinder said, "Bye honey, I have to go...um you'll be fine...oh and Terra's napping." Eve said as she left, "Don't leave me." I said in terror, "Oh (y/n)~" The "children" said menacingly, "Nope I'm out, calling in the biggest gun I can find." I said as I made some phone calls.

"You all messed up this time!" I said, "Oh really cause you cant touch us until this wears off so I think terrorizing you is warranted." Chris said as he stood on top of the kitchen table, "Ahh touche, I would do the same, BUT you don't screw with a god who has an aunt that loves adorable kids...and right now you all look cute as buttons." I said as I opened a portal and Aunt Orihime walked out of it.

"HELLO~" Aunt Orihime sang, "And what's she gonna do?" Blake asked, "Do it." I said, Aunt Orihime used her Shun Shun Rikka and her hair clips transformed into six little spirit things. "See I don't really get her powers, but despite how absurd they are they do have their uses...like oh I don't know keeping evil little kids in check until they return to normal." I said, "YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!" Ruby shouted as she ran around, "Bakudo 4 Hainawa." I said and a golden rope of light wrapped itself around her, "Anyone else wanna try that?" I asked, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!" Yang yelled, "Yang... I can't move." Ruby said sadly as she tried to drag herself over to the others with her chin.

Eve POV

"Did you really find Angle's parents?!" I asked, "Unfortunately we did." Glynda said grimly, "They're dead." Mom said, "It's believed they were murdered by a group of White Fang members." She said, "So what happens to her now?" I asked, "Well that's up to her. If she want's to stay with us she's more than welcome to, but if she wants to leave we wont stop her." Glynda said.

"Honey I'm home." I said as I entered the house, "Help me!" (y/n) said, he was tied to a chair and his Aunt Orihime was tied up on the floor with duck tape over her mouth and hair clips. Chris was sitting on some sort of throne with a crown on his head, "What the hell happened here?!" I asked, "THEIR EVIL!!" (y/n) shouted.

Twenty Cinder shark do do do do do do's later

"And that's how you handle them." I said as I turned on an episode of Spongebob entrancing all the adults turned children including (y/n)'s aunt. "H...how?!" (y/n) asked in shock, "Simple dear it's a dumb cartoon and children love dumb cartoons." I said.

VICTIM LIST

Glynda Goodwitch

Cinder Fall

Blake Belladonna

Pyrrha Nikos

Nora Valkyrie

Team RWBY

Every girl in Beacon

Emerald

Rangiku Matsumoto

Retsu Unohana

Rukia Kuchiki

Yoruichi Shihouin

Kali Belladonna

Vanessa Fullbuster

Eve Fullbuster

Salem

Neliel tu Oderschvank

Summer Rose

Juliet Summers

Amanda Summers

Scarlet Winters Fullbuster

Amber Winters Fullbuster

Ava Winters

Lucinda

Rose Scarlet

Erza Scarlet

Raven Blake (Blair Blake)

April Black

Neo Politan

Melody Morningstar

Akame

Coco Adel

Hope Adel

Tory Adel

Astaroth

Pandora

Raven Branwen

Angel Corona

Terra Belladonna