(Day 1)
So...here I am. If anyone is reading this diary, then it means I'm not alone. Hi, my name is Hitoshi Naito, better known here as Fugak, the Vampire Lord. Before I begin telling my story, let me explain to you who I was before coming here.

I was once like you, a player in the DMMO-RPG: YGGDRASIL. I was part of a really powerful guild called Ainz Ooal Gown, which was 42 members strong. Originally another player who called himself Momonga in game was the current leader, but after some business stuff IRL, he couldn't spend as much time playing anymore. So we all took a vote, and this guy somehow managed to win. Yesterday was a very special day, for it was the last day the game's servers were active, after that they were to be shut down for good, but something isn't right. With this knowledge, I'll now take you to where this whole situation began.

On this final day, the remaining guild members met up around a large table to remember the good old days before inevitably leaving. During that time, they gave all their items to me, then I put said items in the vault. They said they wouldn't mind if I sell them, but I couldn't bring myself to do it, not sure why.

The final person to show up was the ex-leader, in fact the second leader, Momonga.

Hitoshi: Huh, never thought I'd see you again.

Momonga: Well it is the last day of service, so I thought it be appropriate to check in on how the Great Tomb of Nazarick was doing. And really, you did a damn good job keeping it in such great shape over the years.

Hitoshi: Yeah, surprised me, too. Maybe it's because I got nothing better to do, but I always tended to spend most of my time playing this game. Not like I have many friends in real life.

Momonga: Huh. Well, I should probably get going, gotta wake up at 4 a.m. tomorrow for this new job I got last week.

Hitoshi: Oh, right... See you again someplace else I guess. Maybe you'll get some free time when YGGDRASIL 2 comes out,

Momonga: Yeah, I hope so too. See ya.

And with that, he logged out of the game, and that was the last time I ever heard from him again. I sat in that room for a few moments more, but soon realized that no one else was gonna show up, my HUD showed that the servers only had 3 hours left.

Then I noticed the golden staff on the wall, the one with the snakes on top. Every member poured hours of time into making that thing, it's powerful enough to overwrite certain limitations in the game, so only the leader was allowed to use it. Since there's only a few hours left, why not use it for awhile? I never really did anything with that item anyway.

I took the staff, which was named after the guild by the way, and decided which room I'd spend the remaining time in: the throne room. On my way there, I ran into a few NPCs my friends made. The first was your generic butler, but with an imposing face.

His name was Sebas, Sebas Tian. He was made to resemble his creator in real life, the first and founding member of this guild. Heh, that guy actually named his avatar Touch Me, I'm pretty sure he was a 40-something year old man, too!

The ones beside him were a special unit most commonly dubbed, "The Battle Maids of Pleiades".

They were created as a final line of defense in case any intruders made it past some of the other guardian NPCs, though such a thing never came close to happening. I used the command "Follow me." to bring them all to the main chamber of the Tomb.

The path towards the throne had a flag from each founding member of the guild, and standing at the of the room was one of their other creations, Albedo, the overseer of all the other NPCs of the Tomb, known as Floor Guardians.

Hitoshi: Who made her again...? Oh! Right, it was Tabula Smaragdina, he made Albedo and two others if I recall.

I decided to read description, and boy, was it a doozie? There was just a massive wall of text, so I just skimmed through it all until I noticed the final sentence.

"Despite her kind personality, Albedo is a crazed nymphomaniac."

Hitoshi:..Um, no thank you! Hm...this staff let's me alter this type of thing, so I'll do her a favor and fix this mistake!

With the Staff of Ainz Ooal Gown, a keyboard appeared before me. I immediately deleted that nympho part and was contemplating whether or not to replace it. I mean, he's not here, so he wouldn't mind if I had a little fun, right?

"Albedo has her heart reserved for Fugak and him alone...she's also a funny, surprisingly productive alcoholic."

Hitoshi: Pfft! He'd beat my ass if he saw this! Heh, whatever.

After that, I gave them the command to kneel, creating a proper picture: A lone king in a dying kingdom, accepting his end with a smile on his face. It was fun while it lasted, but then everything changed.

???: Hehehe...

Hitoshi: Huh?? Who's there? Did someone...d-did some...one...

I not sure what happened that night, but I passed out much longer than three hours I'm sure of it. When I opened my eyes, the first thing I noticed is that my HUD was gone, and my first thought was that I accidentally turned it off in my sleep. But when I reached out for my console, nothing happened.

Fugak: Huh? What's going on here? I can't get it to work!

Fugak: Huh?! My voice, it's different. I sound like that one voice actor from that "Jojo" show from years ago.

???: Is something wrong, Lord Fugak?

I looked for the source of the voice. "It's...Albedo? She, talked? How??" That's what I was thinking. NPCs weren't given any voice lines, and they especially couldn't open their mouth!

Fugak: Hmm...something doesn't feel right. Uh, Sebas?

Sebas: Yes, Master Fugak?

Fugak: Huh, he can talk as well. I need you to go outside and check the surrounding area.

He nodded and left the room when I said that. Such an order didn't exist before. I tried this again with the Battle Maids by telling them to guard the 8th and 9th floors. I wonder, if I can't disconnect or contact the administrators, what's going to happen now?

Albedo: Is there anything you need from me, Master?

Fugak: Hm? Oh, yes! A couple things really, could you come here for a moment?

She seemed delighted at that, and got right into my face, giving me a perfect angle to see every detail of her body...I think I made a mistake writing that last part in.

I could smell her hair, which made me wonder what the hell was going on even more! And when I held onto her wrist, I felt a pulse, the heat from her body, as if she was actually real. While I was thinking about this, the NPC began moaning...like, this kind of moaning belongs in an H-Game.

Fugak: U-Uh, ok that's enough! The second thing I need from you is this; go tell the Floor Guardians to meet in the Colosseum within one hour. We have an important matter to discuss.

Albedo: At once, my Lord.

Fugak: Ok, something definitely isn't right. That's never happened before. I'm not sure how, but this world somehow became real.

Now I had to test two more things. On my left hand was a gold ring with a red jewel, we had them made so guild members could traverse the Tomb in no time at all. So now with my menu gone, I simply imagined the 6th Floor, and there I was.

So, I've discovered that items still work, now it's time to check my spells. But first, I got the attention of another NPC. It was a little Dark Elf girl with a blue and green eye.

This was Aura, NPC of...huh, I don't remember how to say her name. It meant "Bubbling Teapot" in English though. I'll just call her that.

Anyway, Aura was standing atop the spectator balcony, and effortlessly did a backflip on the way down to me, which almost caused me to break character to congratulate her.

Aura: It's an honor to be in your presence, Lord Fugak!

Fugak: Hello there, hm? Where's the other one?

Aura: Eh? Arg, Mare! Get down here, you're holding up the Supreme One!

???: S-Sorry, sis!

Soon another Elf came rushing towards us, Aura's little brother...yes, I said brother.

I forgot to mention, the teapot girl was one of "those" people, so she made a trap duo.

Mare: Un, I-I apologize for making you wait, truly!

Fugak: Oh it's fine, we got bigger fish to fry at the moment. If you haven't noticed, the world seems to have altered. So I need to make sure certain things still work.

Aura: What things?

Fugak: Magic of course, what else?

In the Tomb of Nazarick, a large number of undead, demons, and other creatures that serve as the guild's minions that naturally respawn. So as a test subject I prepared a large group of low level skeleton warriors.

While I can see any of my stats, I can somehow "feel" how much magic I have, so this world altered more than just my body.

Fugak: Alright...Fus Ro Dah!

With a wave of blue energy, the skeletons were ripped apart and shattered on the wall. The Elves were impressed by my small feat, anyone could've done that when they bought that DLC I found.

Aura: Whoooa! That was incredible, Lord Fugak!!

Fugak: Yes, it was something. Now, Summon: Dremora Lord!

I stretched out my hand and soon came a man dressed in black armor.

Fugak: Aura, Mare, would you like to fight this?

Aura: WOULD I?!

Mare: Uh, I just realized that I have something to do-

Aura: C'mon, Mare!

She dragged her brother towards the warrior, using a lone whip as her weapon of choice, Mare was helping by enhancing her with magical buffs like defense and stronger melee damage. It was strange to see these constructs of data acting like actual people. They never once spoke, never once had personality, never once had wants or needs. If any other guild member saw their creations gain life, I wonder how they'd react? Would they still love them, or simply not care?

It took some time, but the demonic warrior was defeated. That was another thing that wasn't in the old world, they were never signs of fatigue in the NPCs.

Fugak: That was some fight. You two look tired.

Despite not being able to see it, I reached into my inventory and got put a jug of water and two glasses. The twins were surprised by this action, by the man who they saw as their God.

Aura: Wow! You're nicer than I thought you'd be...

Fugak: Is that so? That's not an issue is it?

Aura: Oh no! I like you this way!

Fugak: I see, well anyway, the other guardians will be here soon. There's an important matter to discuss.

???: My, it seems I'm the first to arrive...

A circular gate appears to allow a little girl in gothic clothing to step through.

This is Shalltear Bloodfallen, the guardian of the first, second, and third floors. Kinda like me, she's a vampire, a True Vampire. The second she saw me, she ran up and hugged me without warning. Strange, I didn't change her data to like me. My first thought was, "What is this, a Haram Anime?"

Shalltear: Lord Fugak, the one man who I could never conquer! My eternal beloved ~!

Fugak: Eh...

Aura: Cool it, Shalltear! You're starting to drool on him!

Shalltear: Hm? Oh, Aura! Sorry about that, you're so short I didn't notice you!

Aura: ...Miss Fake Tits.

Shalltear: Excuse me?!

Aura: It's obvious! You used a gate instead of walking here because the padding you stuffed in would shift!

Shalltear: Sh-Shut up! Your chest isn't much better!!

Aura: That's because I'm only 78 years old. I still got time, but your body's stuck like that forever!

???: Enough of this nonsense!

That was Cocytus, the warrior bug guardian of the 5th floor.

Fugak: Good to see you came too.

Cocytus: I will always come when the master calls!

And immediately after he arrived, Albedo and a Demon wearing an orange suit joined in.

This is Demiurge, a frighteningly powerful NPC in this tomb. The guy who made him was enjoying his evil persona a little too much.

Demiurge: Sorry to keep everyone waiting.

Fugak: It's fine, Demiurge. Now it's time to discuss the situation. You might have noticed that things around here have changed. I've had Sebas go check the outside to confirm that suspicion.

Sebas: Master Fugak, I apologize for taking so long.

As if on cue, the butler arrived.

Fugak: No matter, how's it look outside?

Sebas: The swamps that once surrounded the Great Tomb of Nazarick have been replaced with nothing but grasslands for a half mile radius. There aren't any buildings or settlements around, we are completely is isolated.

Fugak: Then we have be transported to another world. Demiurge and Albedo, you two will raise our defenses to prevent anyone who finds this place from invading. And Mare, is there any way we can hide Nazarick, we're currently out in plain sight.

Mare: Um, it would be hard to use only illusion magic. B-But we could hide it by putting dirt and grass on the walls...

Albedo: You would dare soil the walls of Nazarick with dirt...?

Fugak: Albedo! Do not interrupt him!

Albedo: My apologizes, Lord!

Fugak: Anyway, that will do. And while you're at it, make a few dummy hills so it won't look too suspicious.

Mare: R-Right away, Lord Fugak.

Fugak: Good, now one last thing I must know ... Truthfully, tell me how you think of me.

Shalltear: You're the most beautiful thing in this world, no one can surpass your face.

Cocytus: You are stronger than all the guardians combined. There is nobody who could defeat you in combat.

Aura: You are kind and merciful.

Mare: I think you're s-super nice...

Sebas: You are the most selfless ruler, as you never abandoned us.

Demiurge: Your intellect is unmatched. You always know what needs to be done.

Albedo: You are the highest ranking Supreme Being, a truly exalted master...and also the man I love!

Fugak: Uh, alright! Now that I have heard your thoughts, I entrust the roles of my previous comrades to you! Remain loyal, and the Great Tomb of Nazarick will exist a thousand years longer!!

With that, I teleported to some unoccupied Floor...and fell over in exhaustion. I never had to talk that way before. Who knows what else I'll need to do? Well, that's all I got for today, I'll right again when something else interesting happens.