Me: You may know why I'm so happy?
Gakupo: no, we don't*sarcasm*
Me: I knew it!
Gakupo: And... You are going to tell us, no? *sarcasm intensifies*
Me: Of course! 
Gakupo: Wow, I wasn't expecting that! *sarcasm 10x*
Me: So, lets start!
Gakupo: I'm listening to you, yeah. ..  *puts fingers in ears*...please, continue.
Me: first. Today its 31th December, last day of 2017! I'm so happy!
Gakupo: wait,  I didn't hear it well...
Me: second. I'm going to eat yummy things...
Gakupo: wait a sec. What did you say? I...
Me: and THIRD. I...
Gakupo: oh, no
Me:I!!
Gakupo: please don't say this!
Me:I!!!
Gakupo: Noo! *hides behind a boulder* prepare for impact!
Me: I GOT... 1K REAAAADS!!! *Boulder smashes into pieces*
Gakupo: I don't beli...
Me: Ha! Do you beli me now?

Gakupo: yeah, I beli you.
Me: So thanks to you guys and now...
Gakupo: OHNONONONO, SHE'S GOING TO SING!
Me: BECAUSE I'M HAPPY!