"WHERE THE HOES AT?!"

"There are no hoes."

"WHERE THE SINGLE PEOPLE AT?"

"We are the single people...."

"WHERE THE FOOD AT?!"

"We have to go food shopping."

"Fuck! Why do you have to do that to me? Were you not prepared to have me here?!"

Wooyoung giggled as he watched his bestfriend cross his arms after throwing his suitcase across the floor.

"Yeonjun, you and I both know that food does not fall from the sky."

The said male shook his head before responding.

"You and I both know that it's possible in Swallow Falls."

"That's how you know you watch that movie too much. Who just remembers the name of the place?" Wooyoung laughed.

"It's not my fault! The movie is so good. Like, imagine food just falling out of clouds!" Yeonjun said, eyes glittering as he stared at the ceiling.

He let out a sound of disapproval when he was smacked in the face with a pillow.

"What was that for?"

"We need to discuss what's going to happen this weekend." Wooyoung said before sitting on his bed.

Yeonjun nodded before jumping into a bean bag that was in the corner of the room.

"We need to create a diversion. You and I both know you're single, so I'm going to use you."

"Use me? That sure does boost my self esteem." Yeonjun said with a fake smile.

"Not like that." Wooyoung scoffed.

"Then like what? Because there's no way I will be your fake boyfriend again."

"I'm going to get you a boyfriend."

Yeonjun looked at him, no expression on his face.

"Last time you did that, you got both of our asses beat." He said.

"That's not true! You're the one who said that he looked like a dog shit!" Wooyoung accused.

"That was after he said you were ugly. What can I say? I had to insult him back. Nobody talks shit about the fam without getting it back."

"No, no you did not have to do that. Not when he had a whole fucking gang nearby."

"Let's just say I'm a good friend. You should have never tried to get me to date the bad boy. Now, end of discussion." Yeonjun said with his lips in a firm line.

Wooyoung rolled his eyes, trying to hide his smile.

"Whatever good friend." He muttered.

Yeonjun winked in return.

"So who is this boyfriend? He must be my type if you called me all the way here, when I live three hours away. Like, I so didn't have anything planned for this weekend." He muttered as he picked at his nails.

"He is! This guy is totally your type."

"Sureeee."

"He is....look! He's out there." Wooyoung said as he looked out the window, seeing San and a guy walk out of the house across the street.

Yeonjun walked over to the window before peeking out of the blinds.

"Oh wow. That's sure is some height. But, what does his face look like?......wait, the shorter one just looked over here!" He squealed before ducking.

Wooyoung started to laugh hysterically.

"Wooyoung! You got me looking like a creep!"

"You chose to look out there."

"Whatever, but I need you to take a picture of me and then send me his instagram." Yeonjun said before tossing his phone to Wooyoung.

"I don't have his instagram."

"Then look for it."

Wooyoung rolled his eyes before going to stalk San's page. It was oddly easy since the boy was in San's most recent post. He didn't waste no time before clicking on the boy's tag before forwarding it to Yeonjun.

"What do you want me to do now?"

"Take a picture of me." He said as he got down on the floor and posed with a book he found on a shelf.

"Okay?" Wooyoung chuckled before doing as the boy said.

After doing so, he looked at Yeonjun curiously as he watched the boy do something on the phone.

A few minutes passed by before Yeonjun said 'Done' and showed his phone to Wooyoung.

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BabyBoyBlue All these books but you still couldn't read me....I guess I'll move on to the next beautiful hoe @Soobean

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@PapiTaehyun Damn👏 This hoe fine. Go get em bitch!

@MrBGyuGyu Cutie! Who is that you tagged though???

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@Soobean ????

@Soobean I don't know who this is....but I'm not complaining

@Soobean 👁👅👁

"What the fuck Yeonjun?! Him and the other guy are dating. You were supposed to wait till this weekend." Wooyoung whined.

"Who ever this Soobean person is, he definitely can't be dating that other guy. Who comments under someone else's post with those weird ass emojis?" Yeonjun snickered.

It seemed a bit logical when he thought of it like that.

"Maybe my aunt was wrong..... San is probably single."

"Or maybe she is right, but he's cheating."

"Or maybe San is single."

"Or maybe that's the wrong person. Maybe it's a different boy."

"You're not going to keep killing my hopes." Wooyoung muttered.

"Hey, I'm just saying." Yeonjun shrugged.

He wanted to be able to back everything up with a reason. Because, he knew that without reason, he'll look stupid trying to dissect a situation.

"Anyway, I'm gonna go raid the fridge." Yeonjun said before leaving the bedroom.

Wooyoung chuckled before going back to his own phone.

He was about to start playing games until he heard a knock from the door.