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"W-who is this guy?"Yosuke shook in fear.The others did as well but the one mostly scared was Monika.

"No...way.."Was the only thing she could say...She chocked up on her words until she finally managed to say it.. "xXPussySlayerXx?!"

"Yes it is me!I'm here to get my revenge!For not only naming me that stupid 12 year old name...You also stole Monika from me...No..All four of them!"
xXPussySlayerXx shouted

"Now prepare to die!"He suddenly glowed a blinding light as he spun around and transformed sailor moon style.

"Eat this!SURPASS MY LIMIT!DENSE BOI KAMEKAMEHA!"A blue strike of light came towards us as we prepared for our impending doom until something large blocked me in front.

"Yare Yare daze..."He sighed in japanese..
"Wha ar ye doin in ma swamp?"A thick scottish accent echoed the room.

"Shrek!"we screamed on joy.

"What the fuck is going on?"Zane screamed in confusion.

He pulled out a thumbs up and smiled.
"Everything is fine,Why?Because I am here."

He reached out his fist and punched xXPussySlayerXx into bits,He was flown away from the impact but still stood up.He yelled and an aura burst out of him.
"That all ya got?"He smirked.

Shrek got closer and drew his zanpakutō,He yelled 'Bankai' he grew buff and swole af,Hit me any day daddy.

"You activated my trap card:Kunai with chain!"

As it's called a kunai with chain appeared and wrapped around Shrek,He was held down as he barely could stand but managed to balance out anyway.A card appeared in his hand and he flipped it.

"I attack with my Avatar!Drawing two critical triggers in my check!"

"I gaurd with Danny De Vito!"A smirk appeared on xXPussySlayerXx's face
"Heh...Now draw your last pathetic card and let's get this over with"

"My grandpa's dick has no pathetic cards xXPussySlayerXx..."He smirked. "But it does have this...The unstoppable Exodia!."

"Bullshit!I'm firing out the bug guns...UR MOM GAY!"He yelled

"No...u"

"Arghhh" xXPussySlayerXx yelled

xXPussySlayerXx was then obliterated to smithereens

Shrek leveled up to Lvl 69

Shrek wants to learn Ogre press...replace a move?

Select a move you want to replace

>Layered Onions
>The Ting
>Ogre seduction
>Thrust

We gathered around the dead body and looked at it in shock..That is until we heard someone get in..
"Yo holy shit..Hey Logang we just found a dead body yoooo.."Logan Paul said as he shamelessly filmed it.

"We did it my Nakama..We Are Finally close to achieving...The Krabby Patty Formula"Shrek announces, "In that case right there!"He points at a case in the middle of the Gym. "Is where it lies..."

I ran to it,Eager to open the case.
Mom,Dad..Brother,I have done it!I have achieved my life long dream...This crappy anime can finally end after 500 filler arcs and 5 that actually mattered!
I opened the chest anticipating of the wonders that could be inside..Then an Asian cunt came out of it.

"It's just a prank brooooooo!"My eyes widened as i evaded away from him.He then was locked into the chest by Shrek as he sighed before throwing it away.

"What is the meaning of this!?Was out journey useless all this time?!"Yosuke screamed as he collapsed on the floor.

I came in front of them as I smiled.
"Guys..I think were thinking way over this...
Maybe this formula...actually was the friends and experiences we had through this journe-"

"BULLSHIT"

"Yea your right...maybe there is no treasure after...wait what is that?"I pointed at a portrait.

"Woah.."

I touched it and I was suddenly like transported to another dimension I saw a Beige colored head drinking conk..He smiled as he saw the destruction of Orang an orange with a face...

"What r u doing here?Begone!S U C C"

I was sucked like a dirt being cleaned by a vacuum as I gone back to reality my eyes widened as the truth came to me....

"I am HowToBasic.."

Hahahahahahaha JK...HAPPY EASTER!
oh wait no wrong event..damn it.
APRIL FOOLS!
Hey maybe name all the references in the comments.
Ok I know this is just a mess of memes and Anime crap but I don't know what else to do,despite the humor I make in this book I can't really handle one that is mainly on humor(which is why I cancelled a book I was gonna release today called Spongebob's shrektakular Adventure because it was too forced and unfunny[like this one])
Besides....

this will be the last trace off happiness you will find here after the next updates....

Alright see ya （＾∇＾）
*Boop*