I don't know why but this is a funny idea

Orion lived woth you as it was a safe place for him. He had went to throw trash away. Though when he came in he was calling out your name. Almost like an overly excited child. You walk into the room and almost gave a startled sound. Orion was holding an angry looking raccoon. " I found a puppy. I'm calling her bandit " he giggled. You?

He'll end up keeping it.