He spells dumb as dump.

Okay, he's really stupid. Like if you ask him something he blanks out or say something completely unrelated. 

You know who I'm talking about. You see him around too. You know him too. 

He's annoying....

He hovers around...

The things he says makes you say wtf is wrong with him?

He even gets his own name confused, like omg how stupid can you be??? 

I bet if he get's hit in the head, there's a chance he won't know it's a bad thing. 

He joins a mob of angry people who goes and vandalizes people's houses, but this idiot goes and does that to his own house! wtf!

I wish can shake him to reality.

If you are reading this Patrick star, f*ck you. Try to get a brain from sponge bob. gosh.