Here are some quotes from amino

"I kinda wish my school would shit down"
-me

"Pee is stored in the face"-random person on amino

"school is also known as hell on earth"-another random person on amino

"I already vored"-me

"Her tears started to tear up"-my girlfriend

"Her ears got teary eyed"-girlfriend

"3 seconds after birth and she's already having sex XD"-me

"Burger kink foot lettuce"-me

"It's time for pee class"-my strange son

"I'm autisticer"-my strange son

""Wait is it illegal to use dragons for your own happiness""-my dead son

""The acid chooses""-my dead son

"LITERALLY YOU JUST WIGGLE THAT THING AND IF YOU DO IT INTENSELY YOU MIGHT DIE LOL"-random person on amino

"I will look at the anal crong characters later"-weird curator on amino

"Then get it out of your throat"-my son who I've un-adopted and re-adopted about 50 time

"I use the same method for peeling humans"-my strange son

*yeets vaccines into a volcano*-me

"It will already be too late Jake, your nuts will be broken because of the ol nutbreaker"-my son who I've un-adopted and re-adopted about 50 time

"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, AND THEN GIVE YA THE OL NUTBREAKER "-my son who I've un-adopted and re-adopted about 50 time

"Just do nice things to her"-That-one-fangirl person

*obnoxious nut crunching*-me

*gives birth* "LUNCH"-my strange son

"I have one robuck"-my son who I've un-adopted and re-adopted about 50 time

"WHERE'S THE ROCK"-my son who I've un-adopted and re-adopted about 50 time

"My toes twitched"-my son who I've un-adopted and re-adopted about 50 time

"HOLY FUCK! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU FUCKED YOUR WIFE?!?!"-me

"I want this to end holy shit the suspense is going through my liver
And my bowels
And my SHIT"- the weird curator on amino

"I'm not paying"-me

"Have sex n die. That's all for male praying mantis."-my son who I've un-adopted and re-adopted about 50 time

"Baby spiders eat their mothers 😁"-my girlfriend

"I haven't eaten a bug in ages....... *slowly looks at a beetle on my wall*-my son who I've un-adopted and re-adopted about 50 time

"Skin Larry 2020"-my son who I've un-adopted and re-adopted about 50 time

"Let's just start an orgy"-my son who I've un-adopted and re-adopted about 50 time

"Sean (my son who I've un-adopted and re-adopted about 50 time) is now named Seman"-me

"You can't spell death without ear"-my strange son

"Whenever I think of orgies I just think of lumps of human flesh crawling all over eachother"-my strange son

"I'll get a kink for anyone who wants to"-curator on amino who is kinda a friend-ish person

"I will analmate this with extra gore"- the strange curator on amino

"I just flung my dogs poop over my head"-my strange son

"I found piggy bank porn"-my strange son

"I think...I think I might be turning into a cartoon cat simp"-my son who I've un-adopted and re-adopted about 50 time

"I just shoved a whole hair dryer up my ass"-my son who I've un-adopted and re-adopted about 50 time

"Gerald, get your dick out of my chilli"-my son who I've un-adopted and re-adopted about 50 time

"I’m watching mass genocide"-my strange son

"I SAW A BOOBIE"-my son who I've un-adopted and re-adopted about 50 time

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