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"And look! It's a uterus!" -Nice way to start this off with a bang Zloy.
"(Reading chat) 'Am I going to be there for the opening?' It really depends on when season 7 of hermitcraft starts. If it's in the near future I probably will not be there at the beginning of the season." -don't cut Wels out of your books yet.
"Maybe he loves being owned by enderdragons?" -Beef
"I even brought him down into the frick chamber" -Doc
"Go for the thighs." -Zed
"I liek propane" -Impulse
"You look like the fanciest, cleanest hobo available." -Zloy
"I feel embarrassed!" -Xisuma
"Hopefully they come back down into our basement" -Doc
"When Joe gives you potions you better use them." -Cleo
"Sleep is important." -y'all better listen to Wels
"Also. Here's my bum." -Zed
"Bing bong bing bing bong bing ting bong bing..." -Bdubs
"Stop being a goit." -Cleo
"I'm functionally 12." -Zloy
"Welcome to Yeetville- Yeetfield? What's it called again? Yeetfield!" -Biffa get away from that town- it's a bad influence-
~Quarantined~
"What season is this?" -Cub
"Uh, seven?" -Impulse
"Nineteen!" -Jevin you absolute bastard
~Conversation~
"I got some of Zedaph's milk." -Tango
"You've milked me for everything I have." -Zed
"I believe in equality for everyone except for Rendog" -Iskall q-q
"His face makes very good children." -Cleo
"You're so freaking huge" -Bdubs to Doc.... *snrk* That's what she said-
"That thing is gettin' huge. That's what she said!" -xB
"Have you ever been in a situation where you're like... 'I need a drink'... but you have a drink?" -Zloy
"Death chicken! Run run run!" -Wels
"It's our baby now" -Doc
"There's a bunch of voodoo magic redstone" -Xisuma
"Come get some, big daddy" -oh~ Jevin
"I think that would be- (gasp) ... I'm floating" -Zed
"I will eventually curse you with an image of my face." -Wels
"We are touching hot territory, very hot potato territory." -Doc
"All you have to do is take the coordinates of the Nether portal, divide them by eight, make a prayer to the rain god, and then sacrifice your first born, and the portal should link up correctly.... This isn't where I want to be." -Mumbo
"It's pro-boner I MEAN PRO-BONO... sorry I'm still thinking about Bone Zone..." -mhmm Beef, I'll let you think that.
"Is Mumbo coming to kidnap me?!" -yes Scar
"I got hit with the ugly stick a couple times." -nuuuuu Welsy... (he was joking don't worry)
"I'm not crying, you're crying." -Mumbo, and I'm not laughing! You're laughing!
"I do you." -Keralis to Beef
"I mean, if you wanna do me, that's a deal we can make too." -Beef, to Keralis
"Did you fish me?!" -Doc
"We shall be, the ice queen." -Etho
"Twerk... Twerk.... Twerk... Twerk...." -Keralis while shaking his bootay
"We have to go grow up." -Wels
"I've still got auto jump on, burn me-" -Mumbo
"She sells shulker shells by the seashore." -Beef
"Gay rights all the way my dudes! Hey listen, if you'regay and you have a crush on me that's totally cool. It can't be helped, I mean look at this gorgeous specimen of a man." -Ren
"We were ravaged." -Wels
"Have you ever pooped a chicken? It's a quite tenuous process." -Zloy
"Holding up this entire- oh I gotta kill these guys. I need the ink, I need the ink." -Impulse
"Now I'm a little embarrassed about this one, but (*tries to spawn a phantom but spawns a dolphin*) and that's a dolphin" -Mumbo
"A horse is essentially a very terrifying trombone on four legs" -Zloy
"Oh he's totally flirting, or trying to anyway." -Wels
"Look at all those chickens" -Pixl
"Everyone's welcome in the line!" -Ren (for context: "Ladies get in line the diggity's on the way")
"When in doubt just kill everything." -Wels
"I lost me balls!" -Stress
"The master has slept." -Tango
"Goodness me, I feel better now that he's dead." -Mumbo
"What is wrong with you buddy?" -Zloy
"And let's go make some bad decisions!" -Wels
"I could kiss you old man!" -Cleo
"Which is a stratiogy of mine- stratigigy?" -Xisuma as he mispronounces it twice
"So I take the chicken tokens and put them in the dude." -Pixl
"Please distract the lizard as I do stealth mission" -Zloy
"Don't wanna brag, but it's pretty big" -Zed
"Ey come here I want some head." -Xisuma wait wha-
"This snakeskin of a condom" -Keralis don't put that on-
"You reckon we could drop an anvil on the dragon?" -Pixl
"Where is my cha cha?" -X
"GET BANE OF ARTHROPODS! AHH!" -Zloy
"Discuss, while I eat my fruit snacks." -Wels
"Are you filmin' me or my boobs right now?" -Stress
"Last, but not least, the goat himself, Cubfan." -Jevin you tease
"Basically most of the concorp stuff is communal if you don't care too much about Scar's feelings" -Joe
"You big spider!" -good insuly Pixl, 10/10
"I mean somebody's gotta be the brawn around here..." -xB
"Boing boing boing... this is the house of my family" -Jevin
"How are none of these watchers facing me right now?" -Wels (I put this in so I can watch y'all Grian fans scream)
"I'm ready to smash." -Ren
"He heard me talking crap behind his back!" -Zloy
"I did not bring an axe because I am a failure" -Jevin being a mood
"Grian pulled my pants" -(down)Etho
"Right in the nuggets." -Keralis
"Aww, it's a cute little bunny- KILL IT!" -Hypno (bipolar much?)
"I'M MARRIED BY THE WAY! VERY HAPPILY MARRIED!" -Tango
"I look like a.. A chicken drumstick. You know, in the oven?" -Zed
"Save the trash talk until you lay there dead with your tiger striped thong!" -Iskall
"Is it wrong to have the bunny trust you to walk up to you like it's gonna be your friend for you to just- MURDER IT!" -Hypno (very bipolar-)
"Stop it! Stop it.. That's an order and stuff!" -xB
"YOU ALMOST TOOK MY EYE OUT! AGAIN!" -Zed
"I did not attempt to make you lay down with your thong on the ground crying" -Iskall
"We just stand there and go wachawachachachacha, like that. even with those sound effects" -xB
"I did try make it look like it had a rounded buoy bottom... ah, now I see why calling it a 'boo-ee' is better" -Zed
~quarantined~
"Kill him." -Zloy
"I like that I'm your attack dog now, basically in this series." -Pixl
"I'm getting you to do my dirty work." -Zloy
~conversation~
"Killing yourself? I might have to think about doing that" -Impulse
"I'm going to touch you..." -Grian
"It's cool to be square." -Zed
"I think that means that I'm the bigger man." -Mumbo talking about Iskall
"They're eating it! Those.. people- dogs!" -Grian
"Now he dead." -Wels
"I'll get kicked- dude they told me, 'if you're not sleeping you're out.'" -the origin of why Bdubs always sleeps
"You just stand there and look pretty." -Tango
"I don't want to be a dog!" -Grian
"I will become the master of you!" -Zloy
"Undress me everywhere." -Iskall
"I know we're supposed to be going to do questing things, but there are flowers to pick!" -Wels
"Oh shiiiit! No!" -Grian
"I was just standing there and looking pretty." -Zed
"I love this! I love this cause I like hitting people very very much. It empowers me." -Bdubs
"Oh mother fu-" -Grian
"Can I set it on fire?" -Zloy
"I'm doing this because it makes *me* happy." -Joe
"I don't yell." -Wels
"Hugs and kisses my Swiss chocolate" - Tango to Iskall
"I kidnapped you!" -Kidnapper Zloy
"What's with this guy he doesn't even have nipples." -Impulse please- no-
"And there's a big ugly." -Wels
"I am beautiful." -Bdubs
"You swine! How dare you!" -Pixl
"Yeah you got a big head." -Grian
"I'm a little hard of hearing." -so am I, Wels
"Give me your ink sack, give it to me." -Impulse
"It's not because I like you or anything." -Ahhhhhhh! Zloy's a real tsundere!
"*tea sipping intensifies*" -Biffa
"For once I'm kinda glad that you are a thieving brat." -Lyarrah to Zloy
"I just started sweating profusely. I'm soaked just because I got so nervous." -Impulse is a ball of nerves and anxiety and you can't prove me wrong.
"I'm so lazy sometimes." -Wels (mood)
"Rough terrain vehicle my left buttcrack." -Zloy
"Holy mother of schnitzel!" -Doc
"How many hermits can we fit in a nether portal?" -I dunno Xisuma, it's like a clown car
"What's a girl like you doin' in a town like this?" -Wels mockingly said behind the male's back.
"This is a dress." -Zloy
"Face full of dirt. Wonderful." -Zed
"Hey ugly!" -hi Wels!
"I'm inside Slip!" -Cleo
"I'm not so sure we're ready to hear Skizzleman's dirty thoughts." -Impulse and I'm not so sure you're ready to hear my dirty thoughts
"Zedaph wet the bed." -Zed
"Now we're all trapped in a hole!" -Xisuma
"You absolute goat!" -Cleo
"If I just pull the key out of my butt then I'm gonna be super impressed." -Wels wtf
"Welcome to our sitcom." -Pixl
"Bring on the steroids. " -Mumbo
"It looks like I'm slapping somebody on the butt!" -Zloy
"We're supposed to be professional minecrafters." -Xisuma, you know it's not true
"We weren't running away, it was a tactical- it was falling back to an advantageous position." -Wels
"The chestplate reaches my knees." -Zloy
"This is weird, social distancing Keralis!" -Cleo
"All's bell that ends bell." -Zed
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