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"And look! It's a uterus!" -Nice way to start this off with a bang Zloy.

"(Reading chat) 'Am I going to be there for the opening?' It really depends on when season 7 of hermitcraft starts. If it's in the near future I probably will not be there at the beginning of the season." -don't cut Wels out of your books yet.

"Maybe he loves being owned by enderdragons?" -Beef

"I even brought him down into the frick chamber" -Doc

"Go for the thighs." -Zed

"I liek propane" -Impulse

"You look like the fanciest, cleanest hobo available." -Zloy

"I feel embarrassed!" -Xisuma

"Hopefully they come back down into our basement" -Doc

"When Joe gives you potions you better use them." -Cleo

"Sleep is important." -y'all better listen to Wels

"Also. Here's my bum." -Zed

"Bing bong bing bing bong bing ting bong bing..." -Bdubs

"Stop being a goit." -Cleo

"I'm functionally 12." -Zloy

"Welcome to Yeetville- Yeetfield? What's it called again? Yeetfield!" -Biffa get away from that town- it's a bad influence-

~Quarantined~

"What season is this?" -Cub

"Uh, seven?" -Impulse

"Nineteen!" -Jevin you absolute bastard

~Conversation~

"I got some of Zedaph's milk." -Tango

"You've milked me for everything I have." -Zed

"I believe in equality for everyone except for Rendog" -Iskall q-q

"His face makes very good children." -Cleo

"You're so freaking huge" -Bdubs to Doc.... *snrk* That's what she said-

"That thing is gettin' huge. That's what she said!" -xB

"Have you ever been in a situation where you're like... 'I need a drink'... but you have a drink?" -Zloy

"Death chicken! Run run run!" -Wels

"It's our baby now" -Doc

"There's a bunch of voodoo magic redstone" -Xisuma

"Come get some, big daddy" -oh~ Jevin

"I think that would be- (gasp) ... I'm floating" -Zed

"I will eventually curse you with an image of my face." -Wels

"We are touching hot territory, very hot potato territory." -Doc

"All you have to do is take the coordinates of the Nether portal, divide them by eight, make a prayer to the rain god, and then sacrifice your first born, and the portal should link up correctly.... This isn't where I want to be." -Mumbo

"It's pro-boner I MEAN PRO-BONO... sorry I'm still thinking about Bone Zone..." -mhmm Beef, I'll let you think that.

"Is Mumbo coming to kidnap me?!" -yes Scar

"I got hit with the ugly stick a couple times." -nuuuuu Welsy... (he was joking don't worry)

"I'm not crying, you're crying." -Mumbo, and I'm not laughing! You're laughing!

"I do you." -Keralis to Beef

"I mean, if you wanna do me, that's a deal we can make too." -Beef, to Keralis

"Did you fish me?!" -Doc

"We shall be, the ice queen." -Etho

"Twerk... Twerk.... Twerk... Twerk...." -Keralis while shaking his bootay

"We have to go grow up." -Wels

"I've still got auto jump on, burn me-" -Mumbo

"She sells shulker shells by the seashore." -Beef

"Gay rights all the way my dudes! Hey listen, if you'regay and you have a crush on me that's totally cool. It can't be helped, I mean look at this gorgeous specimen of a man." -Ren

"We were ravaged." -Wels

"Have you ever pooped a chicken? It's a quite tenuous process." -Zloy

"Holding up this entire- oh I gotta kill these guys. I need the ink, I need the ink." -Impulse

"Now I'm a little embarrassed about this one, but (*tries to spawn a phantom but spawns a dolphin*) and that's a dolphin" -Mumbo

"A horse is essentially a very terrifying trombone on four legs" -Zloy

"Oh he's totally flirting, or trying to anyway." -Wels

"Look at all those chickens" -Pixl

"Everyone's welcome in the line!" -Ren (for context: "Ladies get in line the diggity's on the way")

"When in doubt just kill everything." -Wels

"I lost me balls!" -Stress

"The master has slept." -Tango

"Goodness me, I feel better now that he's dead." -Mumbo

"What is wrong with you buddy?" -Zloy

"And let's go make some bad decisions!" -Wels

"I could kiss you old man!" -Cleo

"Which is a stratiogy of mine- stratigigy?" -Xisuma as he mispronounces it twice

"So I take the chicken tokens and put them in the dude." -Pixl

"Please distract the lizard as I do stealth mission" -Zloy

"Don't wanna brag, but it's pretty big" -Zed

"Ey come here I want some head." -Xisuma wait wha-

"This snakeskin of a condom" -Keralis don't put that on-

"You reckon we could drop an anvil on the dragon?" -Pixl

"Where is my cha cha?" -X

"GET BANE OF ARTHROPODS! AHH!" -Zloy

"Discuss, while I eat my fruit snacks." -Wels

"Are you filmin' me or my boobs right now?" -Stress

"Last, but not least, the goat himself, Cubfan." -Jevin you tease

"Basically most of the concorp stuff is communal if you don't care too much about Scar's feelings" -Joe

"You big spider!" -good insuly Pixl, 10/10

"I mean somebody's gotta be the brawn around here..." -xB

"Boing boing boing... this is the house of my family" -Jevin

"How are none of these watchers facing me right now?" -Wels (I put this in so I can watch y'all Grian fans scream)

"I'm ready to smash." -Ren

"He heard me talking crap behind his back!" -Zloy

"I did not bring an axe because I am a failure" -Jevin being a mood

"Grian pulled my pants" -(down)Etho

"Right in the nuggets." -Keralis

"Aww, it's a cute little bunny- KILL IT!" -Hypno (bipolar much?)

"I'M MARRIED BY THE WAY! VERY HAPPILY MARRIED!" -Tango

"I look like a.. A chicken drumstick. You know, in the oven?" -Zed

"Save the trash talk until you lay there dead with your tiger striped thong!" -Iskall

"Is it wrong to have the bunny trust you to walk up to you like it's gonna be your friend for you to just- MURDER IT!" -Hypno (very bipolar-)

"Stop it! Stop it.. That's an order and stuff!" -xB

"YOU ALMOST TOOK MY EYE OUT! AGAIN!" -Zed

"I did not attempt to make you lay down with your thong on the ground crying" -Iskall

"We just stand there and go wachawachachachacha, like that. even with those sound effects" -xB

"I did try make it look like it had a rounded buoy bottom... ah, now I see why calling it a 'boo-ee' is better" -Zed

~quarantined~

"Kill him." -Zloy

"I like that I'm your attack dog now, basically in this series." -Pixl

"I'm getting you to do my dirty work." -Zloy

~conversation~

"Killing yourself? I might have to think about doing that" -Impulse

"I'm going to touch you..." -Grian

"It's cool to be square." -Zed

"I think that means that I'm the bigger man." -Mumbo talking about Iskall

"They're eating it! Those.. people- dogs!" -Grian

"Now he dead." -Wels

"I'll get kicked- dude they told me, 'if you're not sleeping you're out.'" -the origin of why Bdubs always sleeps

"You just stand there and look pretty." -Tango

"I don't want to be a dog!" -Grian

"I will become the master of you!" -Zloy

"Undress me everywhere." -Iskall

"I know we're supposed to be going to do questing things, but there are flowers to pick!" -Wels

"Oh shiiiit! No!" -Grian

"I was just standing there and looking pretty." -Zed

"I love this! I love this cause I like hitting people very very much. It empowers me." -Bdubs

"Oh mother fu-" -Grian

"Can I set it on fire?" -Zloy

"I'm doing this because it makes *me* happy." -Joe

"I don't yell." -Wels

"Hugs and kisses my Swiss chocolate" - Tango to Iskall

"I kidnapped you!" -Kidnapper Zloy

"What's with this guy he doesn't even have nipples." -Impulse please- no-

"And there's a big ugly." -Wels

"I am beautiful." -Bdubs

"You swine! How dare you!" -Pixl

"Yeah you got a big head." -Grian

"I'm a little hard of hearing." -so am I, Wels

"Give me your ink sack, give it to me." -Impulse

"It's not because I like you or anything." -Ahhhhhhh! Zloy's a real tsundere!

"*tea sipping intensifies*" -Biffa

"For once I'm kinda glad that you are a thieving brat." -Lyarrah to Zloy

"I just started sweating profusely. I'm soaked just because I got so nervous." -Impulse is a ball of nerves and anxiety and you can't prove me wrong.

"I'm so lazy sometimes." -Wels (mood)

"Rough terrain vehicle my left buttcrack." -Zloy

"Holy mother of schnitzel!" -Doc

"How many hermits can we fit in a nether portal?" -I dunno Xisuma, it's like a clown car

"What's a girl like you doin' in a town like this?" -Wels mockingly said behind the male's back.

"This is a dress." -Zloy

"Face full of dirt. Wonderful." -Zed

"Hey ugly!" -hi Wels!

"I'm inside Slip!" -Cleo

"I'm not so sure we're ready to hear Skizzleman's dirty thoughts." -Impulse and I'm not so sure you're ready to hear my dirty thoughts

"Zedaph wet the bed." -Zed

"Now we're all trapped in a hole!" -Xisuma

"You absolute goat!" -Cleo

"If I just pull the key out of my butt then I'm gonna be super impressed." -Wels wtf

"Welcome to our sitcom." -Pixl

"Bring on the steroids. " -Mumbo

"It looks like I'm slapping somebody on the butt!" -Zloy

"We're supposed to be professional minecrafters." -Xisuma, you know it's not true

"We weren't running away, it was a tactical- it was falling back to an advantageous position." -Wels

"The chestplate reaches my knees." -Zloy

"This is weird, social distancing Keralis!" -Cleo

"All's bell that ends bell." -Zed

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