Idk, but just know I'm slightly deaf so some of these might sound stranger that they were XD

"What's up Turd-Muncher? How ya doin Turd-Muncher? You chew any big greasy ones today? Yes you did I can tell cause there's a skid mark on your beak!" -the day I see TFC say turd-muncher in a fanfic (that isn't mine) is the day I will believe in god

"I think the Jingler is just more annoying than anything else at this point." -😥 is that what you think of me Grian?

"Ahhh. UFO trees" -Wels

"That's beautiful diorite." -Scar

"My OCD is getting the better of me." -Same Wels, same

"No iron titan buddy." -Iskall

"But I can build pretty things, that counts for something?" -Wels

"You have my comprehension." -Joe

"The children in the background." -Wels

"I hear sticks and stones can break enemy bones." -Joe

"I'm hopin' that at the top here there's just gonna be a like- some sorta epic choir just singing us on." -Python

"Hey 31 ancient coins, I can't wait to use them at my ancient Ford dealership!" -Joe

"Y u make me math?" -Y u make me English Wels?

"All of a sudden my heart just like sped up by 20 beats per minute" -Python

"I was puttin' my pants on" -Joe

"They know that we're badass, so yeah let's run." -Python

"It [Minecraft] doesn't have an antagonist, but to compensate for that it just lets you live with your own decisions." -Zloy

"I shall wait! And I shall drink some pepsi." -Python

"I joke, I joke. I kid, I kid." -Wels

"So our options for making the video interesting are tellin' embarrassing stories about our childhood, lookin' at the enderman" -Joe

"My bloodlust is starting to get the better of me." -Python

"Oh is this a baby horse? Oh, it's a rabbit." -Joe

"I don't think I want to know." -TFC, you really don't

"Your concerns have been heard." -Joe, no they haven't. I hate people irl

"Cubehamster tryin' to invisible our asses" -Ren

"Keralis got your nudes Anders, he's got you by the balls." -Doc

"You can ask your British father. If you have one." -Joe

"I'm in a really good mood now... killing.." -Doc you sound like me in science

"Ah, what a beautiful voice!" -Ren

"Hashtag Jingled... Hashtag Jangled, whatever." -TFC

"He's got your nudes!" -Ren

“When I see old ladies crossing the road, pfft, I just walk past them and don’t bother to help!” -Iskall

"He's got you by the balls bro." -Doc

"Speedy Pines is a golf course for sugar canes." -I love TFC's humor, it's just little things like this that make me happy

"I like talking about myself in third person, it's cool." -Cleo

"You screamin' turd muncher!" -TFC

"No, I'm rapidly skyrimming myself into submission." -Zloy

"Don't watch a raccoon put cotton candy in water, it'll make you too happy." -Joe AHHHHHHHHH! As Hapy, the Queen of Raccoons, this has made me very happy.

"Please don't do that to me." -Zed

"Get in here stupid!" -Bdubs

"Daddy needs himself new shoes!" -Zloy

"I've been dry for quite a long time now." -Oh really, Zed?

"I did swallow some!" -Bdubs

"I realize there is an awful lot of people who have caught this 'diorite is poison' thing." -TFC

"Keralis's butt is very nice." -Zed

"Expaaaaaaaand Joehst." -Joe + a picture if I remember. If you are seeing this please comment "Hapy you nonce" and continue with your day like usual.

"I'm currently sixty and a half years old." -TFC daaaaaaamb.
Also I have a lot of older buddies and what scares me is that a lot of them are either dying or quitting.

"Cameras are still hard for me after.. ten years." -Tango

"Well, I absolutely love tea." -Biffa

"That's... actually not horrible." -TFC

"I wanna be able to spit 50 feet." -Tango

"A man who can be greased!" -Xisuma

"In news today: Xisuma kills foxes, for fun." -Wels

"I think all my money has gone to Impulse." -Sugar Daddy Tango

"The evolution of Mumbo Jumbo is I move from spoon to spork, potentially." -Mumbo

"Hey my name is Python, I'm 9 years old, and I am a massive tea drinker." -Python

"I already can't tell the difference." -Zed

"Hang on a second, you're the host! You shouldn't be making bets, this game is rigged! I quit!" -That's one way to loose again Xisuma

"I'm shaking my bottom towards it so that hopefully it turns away." -Mumbo twerkin it to repulse tings away (it isn't working sweetheart ;))

"Meters dude, I can shoot that far." -Ok Wels

"I do have a tendency to excite them." -Tango

"Oh lord in heaven!" -Bdubs

"I look cute." -Grian

"We are the aerial sheep masters." -Tango

"STOP PUNCHING!" -A little violent there Iskall

"It wasn't me!" -Stress

"Xisuma, you can die without crying." -Iskall you're an evil. Callin Soomie (my nicknames evolve) out like that!

"I can get rid of this tear rag then." -Xisuma

"Ohhh, Iskall and Python goin at it." -Wels

"Aww man, I wanna kill somebody." -Jevin

"Why do I look like I'm so greasy?" -Iskall

"And now I look like an animal murder." -Xisuma

"Guys I don't go that fast, slow down!" -Jevin

"We'll throw another one up there just for giggles." -TFC

"Oh no, I'm gonna leave that one alone, I'm already an animal." -Xisuma

“You bunch of useless people! I don’t want to be a part of this group anymore!” -Mumbo

"X is like 'I'm gonna kill that fox.'" -Jevin

"I'm gonna chase you down in my man thong!" -Iskall

"Because I'm so damaged." -Wels, I love that song.

"Come back to the corner." -Scar

'It's all Rendog's fault." -Zed

"Rekt! That's so much fun!" -Jevin

"It wasn't me that did something stupid, I'm happy." -Zed

"I really really wanna hit them with this thing." -Jevin

"You finding ample hoe time?" -Tango

"Ooooh, I played pokemon go." -Scar

"Just take a little burny burny, you'll be fine." -Tango (this sounds very kinky to me and I shall leave it at that)

"Dude I was gonna jump!" -Impulse

"Oh my god, Wels was talking crap!" -Jevin

"Man you've been eatin' your carrots!" -Impulse

"I'll hold up my hand and say I was salty." -Xisuma

"Oh look at how salty salty! W- he was salty! So unprofessional!" -Wels

"The water is my friend." -Jevin

"I just wrecked Etho outta nowhere." -Wels aka Speedy Gonzales

"Tree on a horse" -What? Xisuma explain.

"Not anymore! He dead." -Nerfed Wels aka Slower Speedy Gonzales

"Let me at 'em!" -Jevin

"Oh damnit, I got a cup of tea here that I could be drinkin'." -Xisuma

"I would trade diorite for marble any fricken day of the week!" -TFC

"Holy shhhhhhh-.... I almost slipped there!" -Jevin

"I'm gonna drink some tea. Some delicious tea." -Xisuma

"Shall we?" -Wels

"I like the diorite, I especially like the polished diorite." -TFC

"I got this tea here. I bet this tea is disgustingly cold now." -Xisuma

"Pshh, I'm runnin' right in there, Imma stab 'em in the face." -Rawr Jevin rawr.

"You do actually quite look like a chicken!" -Zed

"Isn't that special?" -TFC

"Hundred percent ordering Dairy Queen after this is over." -Same Jevin, same.

"What is Dairy Queen?" -Somebody get Xisuma a blizzard right now.

"My sheet got caught up." -Zed

"And then he hits tab and sees our two idiots with ghosts on our face." -Tango

"Why did I splat right near his head?" -Zed

"He's like 'hrmm, looks like I missed a date! Nope.'" -Tango

"I'm more scared than him and we're the ghosts!" -Zed

I swear to god that I haven't heard this one right but I hear Tango say "Ghost fucker!" And I asked others and they've said that they've also heard that

"We're very heavy-footed ghosts." -Zed

"You have 3 seconds to comply! 3... 2... 1..." -Ren

"We're not here to look, we're here to haunt!" -Zed

"Oh! I'm being touched!" Wh- wh- I- uh- Welsy!

"I think my sheet just gave me a wedgie" -Zed

"Oh, he just touched me!" -Zed

"How come I keep finding the most terrifying monsters to make my friends?" -Zloy and me on a regular day

"Oh, It's re- it's re- sm-smelling!" -Very articulate Zed

"I'm pretty sure the last time I got killed by a dragon, I got killed because he wanted my earplugs." -Zloy

"I'll save you Tango!" -Zed

"Shield me non-demise person!" -Tango

"I think we should call ourselves the New Hermit Order." -Hold on! This was from a video back in Season 5! sCanDal!

"Haunt it, don't flaunt it." -Zed

"Cause if you die, you die in the real life." -Zloy

"Don't let him smell you." -Zed

"For you have done a deal with the devil." -Xisuma

"You are the dentist" -Tango

"Oooh! The vex are coming for me!" -This is why you don't scam people Xisuma

"This is terrifying." -Ren

"I gonna buy some diamonds from Tango." -I love my job. Good job Xisuma you make me happy with quotes like this

"That made me blush" -Zed

"Oh god uhh..." -Xisuma

"I'm easily distracted." -Grian

"I'm feeling a lot of fear, I'm trembling slightly." -Fear me Xisuma

"Congratulations, you're mine." -Zed

"I'm way to depressed by my situation." -Zloy

"Gotta kill 'em all." -Zed

"Stop screeching you stupid stupid thing!" -How to Treat Wild Creatures w/Zloy

"I wanna go north and look for more sheep, but uhh..... im scared." -I wanna hug Impy now (I actually want to hug everyone for some reason. I love hugs)

"I have not trained my self in the art of putting buckets on heads." -Zloy

"We've got Impulse the butcher here." -Zed

"You're also a freak of nature military man." -Jevin

"It hurts my feelings... That hurt my feelings." -Impulse then went on to apologizing to the horse he killed.

"Impulse, you were all proud to be the point gatherer and now you're just crying." -Zed

"Ghost Tango on recon duty." -Tango

"I know Team Fortress Chef was workin' on this vault." TFC might be getting a new roommate (who is Joe)

"Did you just land in bed?" -Impulse

"It is." -It's out of context, what do you expect? I just wanted to say that I'm so happy that he's back.

"Not slaves, employees." -Impulse (send help. I am a slave, they're making me solve mazes and unscramble words q-q)

"Oh, I'm sleeping on the couch tonight for sure." -Hearing Wels laugh has made my day

"He might still be attracted to us, and I don't blame him." -Impulse

"We're claiming this island in the name of Wels." -Wels

"And we're gonna tickle some dragons!" -Biffa

"So Streeeeeesss! Good to see you sweetie." -Bdubs

"Oh boy.." -TFC

"I hear baby." -Wels

"Today we learn that dragons do not like tea." -Xisuma

"I got a beef with these enderman things." -TFC

"This is the stickiest I've ever been." -Zed

"Which is totally a real term, I promise." -Wels

"Because I love these guys, or at least I try to." -Bdubs

"How rude..." -Biffa

"Time lips? Yes! Those lips of time! They're timeless." -Wels

"Diamonds are not important to me." -Jevin

"If you wanna know what's goin' on over here" -Impulse ;)

"Zedaph, when he's not busy maiding at Tango's place..." -Pixl

"We have stuff in our stuff!" -Cleo

OhmaCthulu context-
Wels: *falls into void, activates elytra, server crashes* "Uh- Excuse me? No. No no no no no." And before I can see what happens when he logs back in there's a fuCKING AD!

"YEET" -Pixlriffs

"C'mere you damn obsidian block!" -Bdubs

"They love you TFC, they love you man." -Wels

"Mr. Weshknight!" -that's all you need to hear from Doc. I am very disappointed

"Don't tell them about our cozy times." -Iskall

"Weeeeee represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild. We represent the lollipoooop guuuuiiiiiiiiiiild!" -Bdubs on helium

"It's only you that I stay up this late for, Doc." -Wels

"Don't lie, we listened to the Harry Potter audiobook together during a timelapse." -Grian

"Haha, crotch in my face!" -Bdubs

"I'm special." -Doc

"Stressdog" -I am upset! Iskall! No!

"There's only one question to ask... do you like pina coladas?" -seriously Wels...