Idk, but just know I'm slightly deaf so some of these might sound stranger that they were XD

"Hello dolphin! You don't want to come here, trust me." -Cleo warning @dolphinlv123

"Be the Fish! Feel the Fish. Sniff the Fish..." -Zed; This seems to be @TBNRFish24 's favorite quote

"Watch the beautiful lights, listen to the jingle jangling of the bells." -I swear to god that Ren is the Jingler not @TheJingler but the one actually in hermitcraft.

"Welcome back to another episode here on the Jingled server. And welcome to Jingle Land." -Not you too Xisuma

"It's supposed to say Hermit Land, I dunno why it says Jingle land. The Jingler's back, whoever that is. Pssh who knows? If only I knew who it was *giggle*" -Tango......

"A twofer!" -Impulse

"This Tango guy just got a triple!" -Solidarity

"He 360 no-scoped me!" -Impulse

"My arm has been talkin' to me a lot." -TFC I think you're crazy

"I'm trying to follow Scar, but he keeps shopping!" -Skizzleman

"Is this another season where we're getting marriage counseling?" -Impulse

"Zloy, I think we need to have an intervention." -Silent

"I'm literally going to make a pair of duct tape today." -Zloy reading his chat

"Not my favorite position." -Doc, it's been taken out of context, but it's actually worse in context XD

"This is what being drunk feels like." -Pixlriffs

"A stack of deaths." -False's only quote. Srry Falsie

"We got a streaker!" -Biffa

"I'm also hoping that the warmth from my bottom is uh- is super enough to melt the ice also." -Worm Man who has yet to appear

"We do not endorse violence against turtles in this-" -Python

"DIE! DIE!" -Cleo's quote that is absolutely lovely

"Just gonna have one for the road." -Pixlriffs

"Falling in in this cave is the best thing I've ever did" -Zed

"Y'know if I hadn't been amazing." -Jevin

"He's getting more annoying by the second." -Pixlriffs calm your tits

"Let me have my moment." -Wels

"Zen catches Rendog off guard-" that's enough. You had one job Solidarity!

"I felt a push." -Impulse

"It's also birthing." -Tango

"It looks like you have some poop on your face mister." -Iskall

"Astro blaster time." -Scar

"Who knew slapping eachother could be so fun?" -X

"Ya stupid egg face idiot!" -Ren

"Xisuma, Xisuma. You always glow to me. You're so beautiful." -Iskall

"They're hideous! Wait they're me!" -de boi

"How did this stupid potato get in my inventory!?!" -Stress who is going to murder Grian

"Only orderly assassinations attempts here." -Joe

"See Hermitcraft Recap! You don't think that your jokes are just for you!" -Cleo

"I broke my left are in uh- I believe it was March of '97, I think? Yep. And uhhh It's still broken." -God damnit TFC go to a hospital.

"I don't care for you too much."-Impulse

"Weeeeeee- ow my ankles!" -Zloy

"77 is my lucky number." Golly gee I wonder who.

"Parlarwumbaa" -Such an old quote from Doc

"Oh 64 deaths, I win!" -Biffa

"I'm pretty sure my name is Python BG of the pink district." -Ya might be a little drunk there Python.

"You made this? No, I made this and just put a bow on it. This is mine now." -Grian

"Kinda looks like an ugly sweater." -Wels

"I'm greasy." -Tango

"16 diamonds dude that's a lot." -Grian at the beginning of the series

"A hundred diamonds." -Grian now

"A human child?!?" -Scar

"Where else can we play this game? There's ought to be other places where we can punch eachother." -Xisuma

"I'm in the mood for a tasty chicken dinner baby!" -Ren

"Disist class! For you are doing very wrong! Class disist! Disist I te-" -Cleo

"I see you also have a suit, that's very cute." -Iskall

"It means you can do what you want!" -Grian

"Oh yes, I am back." -Tango!

"Onomatopoeia for kick." -Joe saying one of my favorite words

"I've been cleaning up Sahara." -Iskall

"It will always be broken." *facepalm* TFC can't even put his arm out straight.

"You suck, I don't." -Impulse

"We need bigger brick energy." -Zloy

"Now he literally sucks." -Doc

"At least you're happy doing it." -Biffa

"Get in bed and I'll be there in a minute." -Zed

"#Professional" -Wels

"Step away from the salt!" -Tango

"Do you think that I would get hit by lightning in the wheelchair?" -Scar

"I'm sure you broke it somehow." -Iskall

"King of the jumbaloon!" -Xisuma

"Derp!" -Ren

"What a beautiful tie Python, I really like the color." -Iskall

"Three hours later, I came out with a lamp." -Good job Grian

"Thingy-doodle or whatever it is." -TFC

"It's a good thing that I didn't have face cam on at the time, I would've been turning a little bit red." -Impulse

"I should probably be fleeing the country right about now!" -Zloy

"I'm gonna die... of laughter." -Biffa

"Just poop it out." -Zed

"Maybe I'm just turning into an ornery old man like my father." -Wels

"You guys may see things that you can't unsee!" -Tango

"Personal attacks!" -Scar

"Minecraft hug." -Xisuma

"You needed 3 layers of snow?" -Iskall after using his DIE-orite

"Oh those are my earrings!" -Ren

"Looking handsome up there bro!" -Iskall

"Oh god I miss being a kid." -Grian

"Totally, shades of the 1960s." -TFC Totally, 50 shades of the grey

"If I had my man-card on me I would turn it over right now." Impulse
V-card would've been nicer

"Come at me bro I'm a goose." -Zloy

"Where's your button? Get back on your button!" -Mumbo

"Oh, Tango we're cuddlin'." -Zed

"Still no children. Still no plans to have children." -Wels

"We're gonna squirm inside this" -Tango

"I'm not that dyslexic." -I wish I could say the same Scar

"Scandal? What?! You're a scandal!" -Xisuma with the best comeback ever

"Your face is a scandal!" -Ren with a wonderful comeback

"Is the only diamond you'll ever learn because you won't get any! Booooo!" -Iskall, stop being so mean

"There's Impy's new game there." -I can't help, but gush Tango's nickname (pet name) for Impulse

"Pickles on diamond, cool." -TFC

"Cute knee caps." -Even I don't know the context of this one, Impulse explain

"I really need to stop bullying Youtubers who are way more successful than me." -Zloy

"We've probably broken even at this point in time" -Iskall

"Oh I'm greasy. Ok." -Zed

"This is what the afterlife would look like." -Wels

"I'm goin' in!" -Tango

"I order a reset!" -Scar

"I'm gonna fall asleep." -Ren zzz

"That is such a Rendog thing to say." -Xisuma

"I'm wearing a suit, I'm clearly important." -Iskall

"Secret underground hippie world!" -TFC

"I could watch something... I don't even wanna discuss the things I do watch, so..." -Impulse

"Alright lime daddy." -Zloy

"I should've started this business." -Tango

"I've got oily fingers!" -Zed

"Have you been drinking, Iskall?" -Wels

"I don't want my bits hangin' out." -Tango

"Woah there's a skeleton! Just close the door and leave!" -Scar

"He needs an arrow in his butt!" -Xisuma here cracking me up XD

"See what I did there... uh the Jingler." -Mhmm Ren, I'm onto you

"I'm ain't really good with math and stuff, but I think so yeah." -Iskall forgetting how English works

"Now what I wanna know is, where are they growin' all the pot?" -TFC (my favorite quote of them all)

"He just wants to grill me" -Impulse

"Can you stop having sex for just a moment?" -Goddamnit Zloy

"I thought for sure that some local hoodlums were gonna take it upon themselves to *ahem* relieve me of my precious iron." -Tango the Iron King

"I'm just gonna look pretty!" -Zed

"Relationship goals" -Tango

"Impuwse." -Scar uwu

"'Yes I might' I said to myself." -Xisuma slowly going crazy

"Aww! Idn't 'at cute?" -Ren who sounds like he's slowly becoming a shipper

"They pressured me in to paying them ham pie after ham pie! I work day and night to cook them ham pies!" -Iskall

"This little hoodlum down here." -Tango who could only be talking

"Rather tight." -TFC

"Definitely a manly moment." -Impulse

"Welcome Traveler! I am Madame Zloy, and welcome to my parlor!" -Madame Zloy the spirit medium wearing a witch skin

"Fingers are nature's spoon!" -Zed

"Hashtag eat the babies..." TFC who was horrified

"Oh I am so sexy!" -Tango

"Why you always gotta be so mean!" -Cleo

"I couldn't run anymore I was weighted down by all my shopping bags!" -Sometimes I feel manlier that Scar

"I'm a chorus flower!" -Xisuma

"Every Friday at 4 I go to the chair and I have to sit there and listen to Joe Hills." -Iskall

"K" -Stop talkin' 'bout potassium Ren

"What are you lookin' away for!" -Impulse

"Woooo! Freedom!" -Grian articulating my exact words after school everyday

"So you would not be bothered by farming beef by having your friend live in a consistently terrified state of an otherworldly being that is inhabiting their house?" -Zloy

"Feed me." -Zed

"Iskall would be proud." -Tango

"It's a trip wook ire and nothing you can say can tell me any different." -Cleo

"My mum tells me that it'll be just fine, but she's never been right about anythin'." -Iskall

"I'm gonna wreck you guys" -Ren

"Just doin' the whooooooa" -Impulse

"How did a cow get all the way from the shopping district and into my fireplace?!?!" -Zloy

"Splish splash" -Zed

"Dude you gotta get your shopping game online man!" -Scar

"SCREW YOU GUYS AND YOUR STU-" -Iskall

"Team Scardog!" -Scar (I'm making this their ship name now)

"What's with this guy he doesn't even have nipples." -Impulse

"Are you drunk again?" -Zloy

"We look so drunk!" -Zed

"Tango and his red ropes..." -Scar

"Nerd!" -Iskall

"You gotta make it past the first episode." -it went bang bang and Wels had the gun

"I got really sweaty." -Impulse

"Hit that butt!" -Zloy

"I'm goin' down!" -Zed

"Senior? Hah! Old man! Booooooo!" -Iskall

"Those are fighting words right there Wels. I'm gonna hack yo' ass dude" -I swear to god Ren, you're giving me too many bad ideas XD

"Thanks Poultry Man!" -Impulse

"We're so mature" -Zloy

"That is... frustrating." -Wels

"I haven't showered in a week." -Zed

"We've got some mob noobs here, I'm lookin' at you Ren." -Iskall

"Well well well, look who it is that decided to show up today." -Tango's fans in the voice of Tango

"That works, so well." -Wels

"What did I do to deserve this!" -Impulse

"I'm getting drunk!" -Zloy

"Alright this is like a big poop." -Zed

"Crazy fool!" -Iskall

"He's the hero that nobody asked for." -Impulse

"Oh! More...more...more!" -Impulse

"Don't be watching Poultry Man!" -Impulse

"Geez, bossy." -Impulse

"Zed said get in bed, I did not question." -Impulse

"I only came for the chips." -Impulse

"These things!" -Tango

"I get scared every single time." -Impulse

"They carry so many germs, and trust me! That why I sound like I do." -Impulse ya might want to get that checked out

"Scar's shopping again." -Impulse

"I'm channeling my inner Scar!" -Impulse

"Do you understand the power of the Scarred Dog team?" -I dunno Scar do you have a moment to talk about out lord and savior Cthulu?

"I think he had a little crush on you there, Scar." -Impulse

"Try to not shove your face into the radioactive slime." -Zloy

"I dunno if that's your sweat or my sweat." -Zed

"Ooohhhh shots were fired!" -Iskall

"It's best to keep the past in the past." -Scar

"That's a big" -Out of Context quote from Impulse

"It's a fox!" -Tango

"Oh my gosh, I got the absolute best pants guys." -Omg valley girl Scar

"I am the princess here." -Zed

"I like your helmet" -Iskall, but which helmet wearer is he complimenting? Find out next time on DRAGON BA-

"I was gonna go up and ask her for her number, but she looked like she might be a little bit busy." -Impulse

"Onwards to victory!" -Wels

"What are you wearing??" -Doc

"We're lovers," -Impulse's out of context quote

"So the Conbutts are my major competition, and I think also this little scrubby shop here Sa- Sahr- Sair- I don't even know." -Tango

"That sounds really good I like that." -Biffa

"Team Biffaknight all the way. It has a nice ring to it." -Wels