If you want any specific chapters dedicated to certain quotes, please let me know because I'm happy to dig for any random shit. (It could be anything, just say a random word and I'll play a little word association)

“It’s called baby fight club, and we beat the crap out of babies.” -Beef nO

“I thought you were an idiot for a second!” -Etho

“An on demand trivia system..? That’s my wife!” -Pixl

"I'm good at faceplanting" -We knew that Impulse

"You're so dirty Etho" -Beef (ok then next Etho quote Etho is being dubbed as dirty)

"I've been cloning Joe for many many years." -Cleo

"Move yo' stinky ass truck outta my way!" -Ren

“Hey, Etho, did you steal my hoe?” -Beef

"We're gonna hide down here where we hide our bodies." -Joe

~Quarantined~

"'N you whip me! You whip me as well!" -Bdubs

"I'm tryna get you in line." -Scar

~Conversation~

“Ah! Man! My hoe! Where’s Etho’s mom?” -Beef

"People in France are going to think I'm drunk." -but you are Ren

“Time is an optional concept these days.” -Pixl

“I really want this, but it’s so big.. I can’t do it, I can’t do it.” -Dirty Etho

"I'm here, I'm yours, after hitting me and I will- I will no longer act up. I'm sorry." -Bdubs blink twice if you need help.

~Quarantined~

"It's so hot that I could wring my underpants out." -Zed

"Oh baby~ I love how you talk dirty" -Tango

~Conversation~

"Be a face-cam not a face-can't" -Joe

If you replace the g in Tango with an n you get Tanno and I just spent my last five minutes giggling about it.

"I love this man, he very fine man, very fine man!" -Bdubs (Bdoc stans are quivering to find out who he said this to)

“We are on the precipice of penetrating.” -Scar

"We're gettin puffed." -Tango

"Pee freely!" -Zed

“I think it’s just ridiculously big!” -Xisuma

"I wrote a fanfiction about that conversation once" -Cleo

"I've got a lot of pee in me." -Zed

"Get off my puffer!" -Tango

"What is bed? Bdubs don't click me, don't click me, no more." -Joe

“Yes, I do wear a bloody apron, but I love animals.” -Beef

"My mom always used to tell me 'Son one day you are going to be a dummy'" -Zed

"Ok, here’s the question, which Falsesymmetry are we simping for today?” - Zloy

"Boxy's not a meme, it's a way of life." -Joe

~Quarantined~

"The first few are going to be very slow because we're..." -Tango

"Idiots." -Zed

~Conversation~

"You deserve every beating you get." -Whoa Cleo, slow your role-

"Big talk for somebody with ugly pants on!" -Jevin

"It's free real estate" -Joe

"I'm a proud daddy of all these different holes!" -Zed

"Yeet!" -Zloy

“Oh! Fun game! Every time Pause's kid screams for dear life take a shot of chocolate milk!” -Beef

"Oh! Straight in the hole! Didn’t even touch the sides! Professional in me coming out.” -Zed

"People on the top of the thing over there, your mom's gotta big butt." -Jevin

“You know, at some point, I should make you a hoe.” -Cleo @ Joe

"I made a meaty vaginas on the wall." -Zloy

"That's good for when Impulse needs to kill himself." -Tango

“Sometimes, when your friends set goals that are too unrealistic, you cover for them so they still think they’re capable.” -Joe

"Do you love me now Dad?! No you don't!" -Zloy

"This is the king's private chambers, he does his magic in here." -Tango

"I could understand why somebody would, somebody who's not me, would want a Joe body pillow for the extra comfort of Joe's.. Joe's ruggedly handsome? Face would bring?" -Cleo

"My guy just has daddy issues." -Zloy

"I know they always say 'if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it' but uh, y'know Cleo I feel like we're just not there. I'll go ahead and discard that on the floor y'know so all the fans can write fiction about it later." -Joe

“Its a little tiny bit tight but i think i got it..” -Stress

"I'm a really nice bunch of tentacles when you get to know me." -Zloy

“[Etho], you suck at breaching.”-Beef

"I'm not a winner Cleo, I'm a very successful failure." -Joe

"*sips drink* so have you ever heard about hentai?" -Zloy

"You can turn us into ships, I feel like I am a titanic sort of at the moment, but that’s just me." -Cleo knows exactly what she's doing

“Mumbo’s thicc.” -Ren

"They’re all like 'Coffee Shop au'" -Joe stop calling us out

“RABBIT DADDY IS HERE!” -Xisuma

"Political humor! It's safe because it's hermitcraft!" -Cleo

"You guys try caring for Iskall, it's not easy... It's very difficult to be a GOOD FRIEND!" -Joe

"I'm very invested in saving turtles." -Zloy sksksksksksksk

“Come to daddy.” -Doc

"I do have two Joe Hills face pillows" -Joe

"Have I always been sitting om Grian's face?" -Scar

"How do I make them want my warped bits?" -Tango

“X, you need to be the ultimate rabbit daddy.” -Ren

"I am a very expensive hostage." -Zloy

"If you want a body pillow of me too-" -Joe my lord I beg of thee

“People ask what women want- we want pockets on our clothes!” -Cleo spitting straight facts

“Look at those legs!” -Scar

"I am myself canonically a turtle." -Zloy

"I appear to be incompatible with.. the world." -X

“I mean it’s murder, why wouldn’t you!” -Cleo

"THE ULTIMATE PUPPET! YES! PUPPETS BITCHES!" -Zloy

“I can see your little toes, its cute.” -Beef to Etho

"Twerk it!" -Hypno

“Don’t kill people.. unless you have to.” -Cleo

“I need something to grind on!” -Xisuma

"I think I pulled out too soon there." -Impulse

“Try not to be cruel, but sometimes it's funnier.” -Cleo

“Come on guys, have a taste.” -Beef

“I want to grind something!”-Xisuma

"I'm not that dyslexic." -That's what we all say Scar

~Quarantined~

"I thought it said 'No Peeing'. No peeking." -Zed

"Well that's also implied. Well! Actually, you may be peeing today," -Tango

"Woah..." -Zed

"I dunno... If things go well you will be peeing." -Tango

"Some peeing, mild peeing." -Zed

"Some mild emergency pee will be happening." -Tango

~Conversation~

“We're gonna grind it!” -Xisuma

“Take a piece of me.”-Beef

"Boys boys, now now! Don't fight, if you don't fight you'll get juice boxes at the end of this." -Scar

"I'm gonna kick myself" -Grian

Other quotes for the fangurls of other mcyters, but they're still related to the hermitcraft:

"Why aren't I in hermitcraft? I think they're only keeping it to like close friends and stuff, but even then I don't think I would belong in that place because that's literally like the most talented minecrafters that I've ever seen and I'm just not, not that good." -Philza making me smile

"Cubfan no! I was a fan!" -ItsFundy

"I don't like hermitcraft, they are yucky." -Fundy said it in a silly voice, don't go attack, children.

"Somebody's punching in front of me? Oh it's TommyInnit." -Iskall

"Next season: First person on hermitcraft to say fuck." -Fundy, I mean it's a little too late for that

"Why is everyone calling me a black Grian?" -Calvin (this quote has me scared)

"Not to freak any of you out, but that’s the woman! That's the woman from the line! That's who it is! I will spare them, if I see them, I will not kill this woman. Alright chat? This is the one! FalseSymmetry! Blue eyes..." -TOMMYINNIT WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL YOU ARE 16 DO NOT SAY FALSE'S NAME LIKE YOU ARE LOVE SICK

I've been watching like hours upon hours of mcc vods, aka like 5 two hour long streams like monthly and it's been taking up my time on top of me just starting school.