I've sorted some things out and have decided that Imma limit myself to 100 quotes per chapter because these keep getting longer and longer like- oh gOd last chapter had over 3500 words-

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"Like dirty dancing okay moments whooop!" -Keralis

"I love dangling stuff." -Zed

“A burger is a sanctuary.” -Scar

"I'm a real beacon!" -Tango

~Quarantined~

"What the heck? Why is there-? Wh- wh- wh- whahah-" -Doc

"It's a swastika, but that's a Buddhist sign." -Keralis

"I was just like- alright. Found him. He was hiding in Japan all the time." -Doc nO-

~Conversation~

"Where is my Cub?" -Scar

"Vlogging and driving is not a good idea-" -False

~Quarantined~

"'How did you and Impulse become such good friends?' He pays me." -Tango

"Yeah, god, it's so expensive, that's why I haven't gone full time yet." -Impulse

"That's right man. I ain't gonna be friends with anyone here, that blessing comes with a cost if y'know what I'm saying." -Tango

~Conversation~

"Oh, balls! I'm good with those!" -Keralis wHaT aRe YoU sAyInG

"I've played around with Beef before" -Doc

"Diggy diggy." -Impulse

"It is just like brrrr-" -Tango
Haha, compass go brrrr

"Maybe this is a cartel truck... they're hauling out the cocoa." -Doc

"Hold your tiddies captain." -Keralis

"It's all about being naked." -Tango

"I cried myself to sleep for a week." -Impulse

"A small donkey-pig. Right." -Xisuma

~Quarantined~

"I'm at the tapping part" -Doc

"See you're good at these things. All those years of boob watching on the interwebs is helping out now." -Keralis

~Conversation~

"#NoRegerts" -Impulse

"It's like a chest keeper-upper? It's a bra dude. You got a bra. You got a bra! *giggling* Oh dude, that's a bra, who wears a belt up there?" -Iskall

"I did pay attention to the red line, I pay attention real well, I am very good at focusing." -Says the child named Bdubs who just immediately shot himself away-

"A pesky dinky." -Mumbo

~Quarantined~

"It's still only us in the prison cell or in the prison block. Where's everybody else?" -Keralis

"Normally there's always chattering noise and screaming." -Doc

"Yeeeah, with people bashing and crying and stuff." -Keralis

"At least last time I was in." -Doc

~Conversation~

"So Iskall mocks me, you guys mock me, ol' Bdubs can't fly. What a loser. What a real idiot." -Bdubs

"You bring out the dinky in me." -Iskall

"You momma so fat!" -Keralis

"She is a defenseless, dinky 94 year old woman." -Mumbo

"I am really gonna enjoy my dinky today." -Iskall

~Quarantined~

"Boop boop boop boop." -Impulse

"Oh- are you boopin?" -Tango

"Boop boop boop boop" -Impulse

~Conversation~

"What you say about my mom?" -Keralis

"Aaaand- WHAT THE HELL!" -Doc

"Did you see dinky today?" -Iskall

"Oho ohohohohoho ooo~ you been working out?" -Keralis (he said it in a flirty tone ok)

"You can't make her sound like a witch." -Mumbo (who the her is is up to your interpretation)

~Quarantined~

"I was like 'I wonder if anyone's made a key system???' and then I saw someone-" -Tango

"A video by Impulse pops up!" -Impulse

"Ohhh, I've seen this guy, he's trash, unsub, unfollow." -Tango

~Conversation~

"I'm feeling a bit dinky, gonna go to bed." -Iskall

"Oho this is going to be back to back, cheek to cheek, buttcheek to buttcheek." -Keralis

"At the minute they are very straight" -Mumbo

“Cover up those bresticles” -xBCrafted

"Y'know, school and prison is not that much different." -Keralis

"I have been dinky in the past." -Iskall

“All of the sticky outty bits are looking wetter” -Mumbo

"Im gonna shove a baby down the hole now" -Zed

~Quarantined~

"Ooo, I've hidden it, in my-" -Keralis

"You stashed it" -Doc

"In my bits and pieces, yeah." -Keralis

"Cavities" -Doc

"I- I hope not.." -Keralis

~Conversation~

"Pants on the buttcheek part it says 'Do you bust bro?'" -Iskall

"It will die if it dies." -Mumbo

“We forgot one very important thing! Hoes! Hoes are not a meme now!”-Wels

"Go to the man in the red turtle neck!" -Iskall

"I got the wrench in my crot- crouch or crutch." -Keralis

"It's a biiiig mama!" -Mumbo

"Ren digitydigitydigitydigitydigitydigitydig- ah, I'm stuck- digitydigitydigitydigity can you help me here? Ren digitydigitydigitydigitydigity digidy- *wheeze* dig-dig dig dig let's lower the quality to 240p" -Iskall

“Hahhahha.. I’m demonetized” -Wels

"You're a sellout!" -Iskall

"Ahh! It's a door!" -Joe

~Quarantined~

"Oo, who's this babeh? That's my babeh!" -Keralis

"What the heck? Where's my babe?" -Doc

"You don't have any babe, you're too old." -Keralis you baller-

~Conversation~

"That was- bordering mean!" -Mumbo honey, it's called teasing

"Butter doesn't cut through anything, butter is soft." -Iskall

"Grawr... Rawr I say!" -Tango

"That cut straight through my soul." -Poor Mumbo

"Can we hide the body?" -Doc

"You're a hole here!" -Zed

"Yeah you got a big dome alright." -Tango

~Quarantined~

"No, I'm just smellin your butt." -Keralis

"Yes this time you smell my butt, c'mere." -Doc

"The farts- the farts-" -Keralis

"Look here." -Doc

"Ha stop it-" -Keralis

~Conversation~

"You throw your boots, you lose your boots. That's how this works. You have to earn them." -Zed

"Wels you're not allowed in my boat! Get outta here!" -Jevin (family au tho-)

"I've done take downs before." -Keralis (Cops and Robbers au tho-)

"Snoul snand." -Zed

"I'm gonna lick my finger and put it in the air." -Jevin

"Oh fuck.." -Cub

~Quarantined~

"C'mon pretty boy!" -Keralis

"I'm comin, I'm comin." -Doc

~Conversation~

"Get in my bits." -Zed

"I need you guys to get gud please." -Jevin

"He looks dead. He feels dead." -Keralis

"C'mon daddy, lemme touch it too!" -Doc

"Man I can't talk crap now, dang." -We all know Jevin would talk crap anyway

"Two guys one cup?" -Keralis nO

~Quarantined~

"Discussing Zedaph's hole." -Tango

"My front hole... My front garden hole." -Zed

~Conversation~

"But I just wanna kill- ok." -Keralis

"People are getting cut up by butter left right and center." -Mumbo

"Sexist." -Iskall

"Shut up Earl!" -Stress

"Killing them would've been so much easier." -Keralis

~Quarantined~

"For Zedaph's milk, right right right." -Tango

"For my milk to floweth forwards, of course." -Zed

~Conversation~

"Hide your kids, hide your wife." -Mumbo

"The babies are evil." -Stress

Something I learned while searching for quotes:

-Tango might have a flip phone
-Keralis is a lefty
-Iskall has watched the Office 9 times