Idk, but just know I'm slightly deaf so some of these might sound stranger that they were XD

And this shows you the majority of who I watch: Zloy, TFC, and Joe (I also watch a lot of Grian, but I'm too lazy to rifle through his old build swap videos (which are probably gold mines))

"Plot twist: the daddy was me all along." -Zloy says the damndest things on stream XD

"I hope you go to sleep and have nightmarish dreams." -Joe the bootiful singer singing about Facebook

"Jingle Jangle that notification bell." -Ren 2019 is he the jingler?

"COME AT ME BRUV" -Zloy 2019

"I think it's funny he wanted to call me Rosie." -Joe 2019

"2 guys, dancing at midnight, 5 inches apart because they're not gay." -Zloy 2019

"Don't @ me bro" -Cleo 2019

"I don't really think they have any interest in getting into area 77 anymore." -Doc 2019

"You shall call me father" -Zloy 2019

"As a German this brings back very bad memories man." -Doc 2019

"Many people are lagging out of the portal!" -Grian 2018

"These advertisements are getting to me." -Doc 2019

"I wonder *eats a golden carrot* if we can somehow take advantage of that." -Doc 2019

"Cow interfering with play." -Biffa 2018

"Get off the pig so I can chuck you a diamond." -PixIriffs not Pixlriffs

"Maybe build a giant gum bubble on top" -Zloy 2019
From my perspective, this one sounded really bad until I went back and listened to it again.

"3 episodes here I come!" -Biffa 2018

"We're going on a scavenger hand!" -Doc 2017

"I can't even be seen! I'm so freakin' short!" -Iskall 2017

"Why am I so short?" -Iskall 2017

"That is real viking butter, and it is made from the enemies'- emmmm... ya know." -Doc 2017

"Money me up!" -Zloy 2019

"I'm Turtleman today." -Xisuma 2018

"I'm The Man." -Doc 2017

"And then I have a creeper blow up behind me just as I was takin' on one in front of me." -Biffa ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"I thought you were gonna say chicken butt." -Cub 2019

"He wasn't even anywhere flippin' near me! The scumbag!" -Biffa, and here we see a wild brit getting mad at an innocent mob

"Don't go down without a fight False." -Cub 2019

"Boop.. Boop. Boop... Boop." -Wels 2019

"And then all these smokers start smoking." -TFC 2019

"I shoulda made the kids in the early morning." -Wels 2019

"A camel in a boat." -TFC 2019

"I'm gonna go back to bed." -Biffa 2018

"Holy crap." -TFC's reaction to Hermitville (idk if it is, though it might be)

"Do you need to get back to school again? I can help you with that."
Here we see another wild Biffa threatening a poor teenager

"What in floweration is this?" -TFC 2019

"Get your stupid white stuff" -Zloy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Here ye here ye." -TFC 2019

"I'm wiping my hand off it was getting a little sweaty." -Scar 2019

"Oh good grief is this like Sahara East or something?" -TFC 2019

"I'm hidden behind the Tango statue!" -Grian 2019

"What in tarnation is this?" -TFC 2019

"Icarus and Daedalus are really hot right now." -Joe 2019

"Is this something like Disney land?" -TFC no it's Hermit Land

"I need a real Cubfan to log in to get an elytra." -Joe 2019

"I'm gonna gtf away from these creepers and stuff." -TFC literally saying G-T-F

"I am literally a zombie right now." -Zloy 2019

"Here's my idea, we kill him." -Mumbo 2019

"Shop at Sahara!" -Grian 2019

"Fs in the chat guys, fs in the chat." -Scar 2019

"Hide your women! We are coming!" -Doc 2017

"That was 30 minutes!" -Iskall 2019

"Look at this. Screenshot!" -Grian 2019

"OoooOooooOO!" -Joe 2019

"You want me dead." -Bdubs 2019

"I should rename everything in those chests under the floor 'Telltale Heart'." -Joe 2019

"Boy that Scar is a real jerk, isn't he?" -Bdubs 2019

"You can read, barely." -Joe 2019

"Eh- Crwak! I m-ma parrot!" -Bdubs 2019

"Hippies?! Are you kidding me?!" -TFC (he hasn't even seen the hippie community yet)

"You bark up wrong tree." -Bdubs 2019

"And here I thought hippies went out of style when I was in highschool." -TFC (he said his highschool years were the mid to late 1970s)

"It is not beer." -Impulse just makin it clear that he was not drinking at 10am on a Saturday.

"Something about a dozen long haired French Jesus in a shark truce microbus." -TFC 2019

"Aw man that means I gotta flush myself." -Impulse 2019

"Do one thing everyday that scares you; sing." -Cub 2019

"I have a few diamonds." -Impulse says as he looks at 2 and a half stacks of diamond blocks

"InJoenuity." -Joe 2019

"The placement of his bulge is a little too close to home." -Grian

"I guess we'll explain it when I come back in... Hippie-pulse voice uh- sorry..." -Impulse who was not ecstatic about being hot potatoed.

"Between you and me aliens don't exist." -Cleo the non-believer

"Monsters aren't actually real either." -Says the zombie herself.

"Pronunciation and all that gubbins" -Cleo 2019

"You know what, I'm good, I'm good. I don't need money." -Cleo
I don't want your money, I got this just for yooouuu, keep you money!

"Stupid thing..." -Wels! Stop insulting the thing! That's not nice!

"Oh that's just natural RV child birth, apparently." -Scar 2019

"You disembodied piece of... garbage!" -Zloy 2019

"creeper aaahhhhnnnnnd I ruined the world guys." -Wels with his own version of Revenge

"You just sparkled someone's penis." -Zloy 2019

"I'm on my keyboard." -Wels. Tanks I really wanted to know that

"Just a bunch of little bones. Definitely not a little child." -Zloy with a little girl's voice

"You gotta do somethin' to pass the time when you're living in the ravine." -Wels 2017

"Hapy, that's basically her name." -Zloy~senpai noticed me >~<

"With my uh- my good... horse." -Yes Wels, it's a horse

"What the ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh...." -Zloy

"This is the world we live in. Isn't it gorgeous?" -Wels 2017

"I don't want to call whore house." -Zloy going to the horror house

"Don't mind me. I have no idea what's going on." -TFC 2019

"I want the dolly!" -Zloy

"Items that people might consider as asexual." -Pixl, and I know this is incorrectly quoted, but this is an example of my deafness. I rewatched the clip like 4 times and heard the same thing every time

"Let's get stoned!" -Zloy

"Fresh air, except for everything being on fire." -Impulse 2019

"Those things are too small to ride the ride. Careful Grian, Children!" -Scar 2019

"Oh bullshit." -Jevin 2018

"Like a great big psychotic disfunctional family." -TFC 2018

"What the hell is that?" -Stress 2018

"That's the good stuff!" -Mumbo 2018

"I will save that poisonous potato Python, and I will... D-dunno gift it back to you at some point!" -False, who needs the hot potato so she can hot potato Python

"My internet connection inhales vigorously." -TFC 2019

"Bubble columns are never the answer." -Joe 2019

"I am basically just a giant beard to you." -Pixl talking into our other hermitcap boi

"I don't wanna see all that." -Grian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"If ya know what I mean." -Ren 2019. I said the quotes would be out of context.