"Let's play the 'Which One Is Hikaru' game!"

"You have to try and tell which of us is Hikaru!"

"But that's hard! You two are identical!"

I sigh as I watch the twin play their ridiculous game. I was able to tell them apart after one class together. Were these girls really that blind?

"Many ladies have tried to tell us apart, but none have succeeded." Hikaru and Kaoru chorused.

"This is dumb." I state, just as Haruhi walks by and says.

"That's the dumbest game I've ever heard of."

I nod.

"Do you two have a problem with it?" The twins circle us, and I just jump out of range.

"No, I just don't understand the point. How are you two so popular?"

Hikaru sighed. "I'm disappointed." He tutted.

"You two clearly don't understand the merits of having a pair of twins as members of the Host Club." Kaoru smirked. 

"Listen up!" Hikaru said with false urgency. I rolled my eyes.

"Having a couple of good looking guys with homosexual tendencies earns the club high points."

Hikaru and Kaoru embraced, as Kaoru looked lovingly into his twins eyes. I struggled to stop the red creeping up my neck.

Kaoru didn't even look away from Hikaru as he continued. "It also helps that the two struggle between their attraction, and their friendship. The fact that we're twins makes it taboo, and as such, much more appealing."

"Besides," Hikaru said as he released Kaoru and walked over to one of their guests. "Who hasn't fantasized about twins? Having two loves is better than one, no?"

I couldn't stop the pink that dusted my cheeks, so to hide it, I face palmed. I heard one of the girls faint, and shook my head to clear it of...thoughts.

"You shady twins! When I gave you control over the Clubs website, I expected you to take it seriously!"

Tamaki came rushing over, a laptop in his hands, and an angry look on his face. The twins looked confused.

"We take our job very seriously boss." They said. Tamak went red as he glared at the twins.

"In fact, we spent all night working on it, finishing just before dawn."

Tamaki practically had steam shooting from his ears. He flipped the laptop around. "Is this what you worked so hard to create!?"

It was a picture of Haruhi, naked.

I almost turned and rasenganned those twins to Konoha, but then I noticed the lack of female parts. Photoshop.

It was pretty good, very convincing. I looked over to where Haruhi stood.

Oh, She's pissed.

"Tell me when!?" Tamaki shouted.

The twins tilted their heads, confused. "Huh?"

"When did you take naked pictures of Haruhi?!!" He was worked up. Angry, borderline pissed. He seemed dazed for a moment, and I didn't want to think of what he was imagining.

"You bribed her, didn't you!?"

The twins rose an eyebrow. "Boss, you're imagining things." Kaoru said.

"It's obvious the image is altered." Hikaru continued.

"Photoshop?" Tamaki said in realization. I tuned out his scolding, more worried about Haruhi. When she was pissed, she was reckless. And scary. Not to mention she now is learning Kendo....

I shiver. I look to see Tamaki approaching Haruhi with a short frilly, revealing dress.

"Haruhi, my dear. What do you think?" Tamaki held the dress up to Haruhi, as though imagining her in it.

"What is he doing with that dress?" Honey asked me. I shrug. 

"All I know is to stay the hell away from Haruhi. When Haru's pissed...." I shiver again. I back up as Haruhi glared at Tamaki. It was scarier than my kaa-san's.

Finally she just sighed, before staring at the twins sternly. "Now, cut it out. No more making weird pictures of me. You got that!? Just what do you guys take me for anyways?"

Hikaru and Kaoru smirked. "Isn't it obvious? You, and Naruto, are our toys."

I groan.

Haruhi sweatdrops.

"Anyways, as we were saying, in order to entertain oneself in this otherwise boring existence," Hikaru said.

"One must find stimulating toys."

I got an Idea. A grin grew on my face. 

"I'm not your toy! Okay!?" Haruhi sees the look on my face.

I slink up to the twins. I turn to Hikaru. "I'm your toy, huh?"

Hikaru looks confused. It's adorable. Then he smirks. "Yeah."

I get closer, and brush my lips against his ear. "So why don't you....play with me?" I whisper. I nip his ear playfully.

I watch, amused as his face goes twenty different shades of red before he steps back, flustered.

I turn to Kaoru, who watched, confused. I walk over to him. "Hikaru says I'm your toy. Is he right?" I pout, and I force tears to pool in my blue eyes.

"Uh, er.... N-N-Naruto!?" While he hesitated, I move until I'm right in front of him. I lean down until my lips hover over his. His breath was erratic and his face was growing redder by the second.

"You don't think I'm your toy....do you?" My voice is breathy, eyes half lidded. Kaoru stutters before he just turns as though to escape, only to find that he was pinned to the wall, my arms on either side of him boxing him in. He stared at me, face crimson.

"Come on, answer me Kao-ru." I purr his name. He somehow goes redder, and stutters.

"N-no." I step back, and Kaoru runs over to Hikaru, and they both turn away from me. I can still see how red the back of their necks are though. I walk over to Haruhi and high five her.

"That was hilarious!" Haruhi said as she giggled. I see the rest of the Host Club gaping at me. I just send a wink before watching the twins try to calm down.

Surprisingly, Kaoru recovered first, but still averted his eyes, unable to meet my eyes. Hikaru took longer, and just walked to the snack table and starting eating a sandwich like no tomorrow. 

I turned and saw a weird cloaked guy, obviously wearing a wig, peeking through a door, that I didn't know was there. The guy pointed at me.

"You, you use the magic. I can feel it! Come, join me i the black magic club!"

Confused, I walk closer, brushing off the stares of the Hosts. "What do you mean? I don't use magic?"

The guy just grinned. "You use it. I can sense it, Naruto."

How does he know my name!? And why did he say it like that? He can sense...?

I send out my chakra, and gasp as I feel it meet another. It was large, on par with my own reserves. How did someone from this world have chakra!?

"How... how did you unlock it!?" I asked. Now the guy looked confused. 

"What do you mean? I've always been able to use it." A flicker.

I walk through the doors, and they shut behind me. I turn to the guy, who I heard one of the Hosts call Nekozawa.

"How do you have such a large reserve of Chakra?" I ask.

"Chakra?" Another flicker.

"Take off the wig. And the cloak."

Nekozawa complied, and I gasped as I saw someone similar to Tamaki. No, not Tamaki, but a mix between Tamaki and someone else. I step forward, and place a finger on the others forehead. I felt my chakra spike, and an image flew through my head.

Blond. 

Spiky, wild hair.

Cloak.

I back up rapidly. "Let him out!" I shout.

Nekozawa looks confused.

"Let him out! Let him out now!" My voice is frantic, as I replay the image.

Minato Namikaze was trapped in Nekozawa's mind,  asleep, but looked younger than he was last time I saw him. He looked to be sixteen. I analyzed the Image. He was breathing! Alive!

I immediately created a shadow clone, and knelt on the floor. I slashed my wrist as I unsealed a half empty jar. It had ink in it, and I let my blood flow into the jar. The bleeding stopped after a second, but I had enough blood. I mixed the ink and the blood, before unsealing a brush. I set to work.

Nekozawa watched as I created the seal, and slowly, his eyes began to show recognition. "A seal? Only seal masters can do what you are doing."

I stiffened. "How did you know that?"

Nekozawa shook his head. "I-I'm not sure, It was like... I just knew."

"You recognize this seal?"

"Yeah. it's a transference blood seal. Usually used by monks to move a spirit to a new vessel. I don't really understand how I know this though. Naruto, You're here? Where is here?"

I watch as Nekozawa's voice changes, and his eyes narrow. The voice is familiar, me having only heard it twice in my life.

"Tou-san?"

Nekozawa seemed to be fighting with himself, and I lunge forward, placing my finger on his forehead again.

I saw my father, eyes open wide, as he thrashed around in the dark. His chakra flared wildly, and Nekozawa was crouched in a corner clutching his head.

"Tou-san stop it!" I screamed, and he froze, blue eyes flitting around, trying to find me. Nekozawa stood, and walked over to me, watching my father. 

"Who is that?" He asked me. I sigh.

"It's my father. Seems he reincarnated into you, tucked away in your mind, sleeping. He is confused."

I turn to my father. "Tou-san! You are in the mind of a sixteen year old boy. Stop struggling, it hurts him. His name is Nekozawa..."

"I am Nekozawa Umehito."

"I am Namikaze Minato. Where are you two? Why can't I see you?"

"I don't know. But I have an Idea. You and Nekozawa could merge. You would become a new person. Both of you. Your memories would combine, and...... our bond will change. We won't be father and son anymore." 

Minato looked down, sad. "What's the point in me being your father if I am not there to see you succeed. But if we merge, I won't think of you as my son."

"You're right. But we can be brothers."

My father nodded, and I turn to Nekozawa. "I'm willing to merge with the apparent source of my magic."

I smile. "I better alter the seal then." I pull myself out of the black space, and blink, disoriented. I shake off the dizziness, and turn to the seal. I fix two quadrants and alter a few elements before channeling chakra through the matrix. I pull a dazed Nekozawa into the center of the seal just as it activated. Nekozawa immediately collapsed, screaming. I clench my jaw, and continue feeding my chakra to the seal. I hear banging on the door, and a foxtail peels off of my skin and slams the door closed just as it opens.

'Kami I hope no one saw. This looks very, very horrifying. Guy's I swear to Kami I'm not torturing him.'

I grit my teeth as Nekozawa convulses. Some of the memories my father has aren't exactly pretty after all. Finally he goes limp, panting. He was physically fine, but he would need a while to recover mentally.

"N-Naruto?" 

I walk over to Neko- Minato, and help him up. "You good?"

"I'm fine Naruto. I have a very bad headache, feels like a sack of kunai was dumped on my head. I'm more Minato than Nekozawa, though either name is fine. Also, I have a little sister. I've never been able to get close to her, apparently I can't be out in the light without that cloak or wig, though it may be different now."

Minato walked to a sink that was tucked away in the corner, and performed a low level water jutsu to wash away the blood inked on the floor. I walked over to him. His eyes were different, sharper, and his hair seemed to have gotten a little bit spikier. It'd probably spike up more if it weren't so greasy.

"We need to see if the sunlight thing still affects you. C'mon. If the others ask, you were screaming at the light from a flashlight."

Minato nodded, before muttering dejectedly. "This will be degrading."

I just laughed, and cracked the door open. I peeked out, and saw everyone in the Host Club staring at me. I sigh, and open the door all the way. I step out, and Minato follows closely behind.

Haruhi rushed up to me. "Naruto! Are you okay? We heard screaming, and when Honey-senpai tried to open the door, it was slammed shut! What happened?"

"I'm fine Haru. That was Minato here, he has a psychological disorder that makes him pass out in the light. I'm trying to help him overcome it, and turned on a flashlight when he wasn't ready." I hug her, and whisper in her ear. "I'll tell the truth later. Inform Mori and Kyoya."

Haruhi blinked in acknowledgement. I turn to Minato.

"It's not affecting you. Good job overcoming your fear Minato."

Minato smiled. 

"Wait, I though you went in there with Nekozawa-senpai. Who is this?" Tamaki asked.

"This is Nekozawa. Nekozawa Namikaze Minato."

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"WHAAAAAAAT!" I sigh. I knew Tamaki would do this.

"Welp. I'm going home. Minato, I'll see you tomorrow?"

"Yeah."

I grab Haruhi and Me ad Minato walk out the doors of the Host Club. I unseal a Hirashin Kunai, and thrust it at Minato.

"I have several sets. Come see me later. Haru, get ready."

I grab her and Shunshin home.

Never noticing the wide brown eyes watching from the doorway.

I tell Haruhi to come back around seven and go to take a nap.

I wake up to Minato falling on top of me. 

"Dammit Minato! I was sleeping!"

"Sorry Naruto. Ow! My poor head~!" I ignored his whining and groaned as I sat up, stretching.

I flipped out of bed and went to get Haruhi. I introduced them and explained the situation. After that, I passed out on the couch, dreaming of things I wouldn't remember.

I walked in to the Host Club to a terrifying sight. Hikaru had dyed his hair pink, and Kaoru blue. They were arguing like no tomorrow, and Hikaru finally pulled out a curse doll that Minato must not have thrown out yet. I watch amused as Haruhi is duped into having the twins come over.

"I'm so sorry Kaoru! I know I was just following our script, but I said such horrible things to you! I'm not fit to be Your brother!" Hikaru Embraced Kaoru, and Kaoru blushed.

"Don't say that Hikaru! I was so worried! I couldn't live with myself if I thought I had hurt you!"

"Oh, Kaoru! I'm never letting you go again!"

"Hikaru."

I watched as Honey steamed. It was adorable. "You mean it was a prank!? You guys were faking it this whole time?!"

The twins grinned, shrugging nonchalantly. "We were bored, didn't have anything else to do."

I finally made my presence known by bursting out laughing. Doubled over and laughing myself to tears. I didn't even know why, but by the time I finished, I was gasping for breath. 

"Ah, that reminded me of......." I trailed off, mood changing in an instant. I forced an easy grin on my face as I chuckled, locking away the war brewing in my mind.

"Naru-chan!" I caught the flying creampuff before he could bowl me over. He was fast.

"Yeah Honey?"

Honey beamed up at me. "Wanna eat some cake with me?"

 I nod, grinning. "Sure."

Ten minutes later Honey is still eating cake. I only ate two slices, before pulling out some instant ramen. I went through ten cups before I stopped. Now that Kurama was up, I was back to how I used to be. As in, I could gorge on as much ramen as I wanted and not get even a bit sick.

I watched Hikaru and Kaoru play their silly game. I saw the flash of hurt as the girls got it wrong. Why do they torture themselves like this? I walk over, and grab their shoulders. Kaoru has  a slight blush on his face, as did Hikaru.

"You two switched colors today. Kaoru, you're pink, Hikaru blue. It's easy to tell you apart. Surprise me one day, and I'll tell you why." I wink and walk away.

AN// No one has voted on pairings. Makes me sad. Anyways, what did you guys think of the chappie?

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