"I don't care what I have to do as long as you three leave me alone." I grumbled at them. Haruhi, Hikaru, and Kaoru were being very bothersome. "Sing!" Hikaru cheered. Kaoru nodded and applauded his brother's idea. Haruhi didn't seem to know what was happening. I sighed. "I'm just gonna warn you, I'm no good." The twins took my arms and dragged me halfway up the stairs before I pulled back. "Will you leave me alone?" I folded my arms. "Sure will. Let's go!" Hikaru started pulling me again while Kaoru went to get Haruhi. "Get changed!" They threw me into the changing room and I saw a pair of grey jeans and a black T-shirt waiting for me. I shrugged off my jacket and tried to fix my hat hair. A few minutes later, I was shoved onto a stage. I had a large audience of about 50 girls and approximately 6 boys (Haruhi did not count). "What should I sing?" I looked at a girl. "Um... You could sing this." She pulled me down and whispered into my ear. "So you're a fun-lover, huh? I like that." I stepped back up onto the stage and they started the chorus track. "You know I told you girl, you're always on my mind. You know I'm crazy about you, I need you right by my side. And I want you girl and I need you girl. You're the only girl in my life. PSYCHE! I'm the gift that just keeps on givin'. I'm a clutz and I won't stop. Oh! Like a drink that I can't stop sippin'. Red cup, you know I fly solo!" I looked around as the track faded out. The majority of the girls were either in a puddle on the floor or blushing and stuttering. Weird. I ran a hand through my hair and shoved through the crowd to get changed. "You did surprisingly well, commoner." A blonde boy said. He was leaning against the wall in a cool manner. "Thanks, man. You can call me Aka." By the time I had slipped the shirt off, he was gone. Alright. I pushed my glasses back up and put my hat back on. I walked out of the changing room and saw no signs of the twins or the troublesome brunette. "Thank goodness." I popped a cherry lollipop into my mouth and slung my bag over my shoulder. I walked past the girls and out into the quiet safety of the hallway. "What was the point of that?" I asked the them. "You know a secret that we want kept. Now, we'll need to force you to join our club." I pulled out the lollipop and laughed at them. "I need an elective anyways. Thanks guys. Call me Aka." I shook the hand of a boy with glasses and then shook hands with a tall, stone-faced boy. "Wait. Mori? How on Earth did you get this big? You're almost as tall as Godzilla." He grunted at me. I laughed and looked around for Honey. "Honey! Where are you?" I reached around and tickled the little Haninozuka into submission. "Ha! Ha! Do you- Ha! Want some cake?! Ha ha ha ha!" I stopped tickling him and stood up. "Sorry guys, I like to be alone." The other boy pulled out a black book and wrote something down. "The Solo Type. Very well."